Greg Schmelzer
02-15-2003, 09:51 PM
> The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
> > At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
> > When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned.
> > > Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for
his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
> > Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
> > Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Proverbs 17:22a):TU: :laugh:
> > At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
> > When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned.
> > > Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for
his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
> > Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
> > Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Proverbs 17:22a):TU: :laugh: