Offensive animal joke

[Poppaluv]

What's the worst thing about eating rabbit?:Do No:




It's little paws scratchin' at your face!:jd:

[Marco]

:Do No: - I don't get it

Dude!

Maybe it's my NE humor, but what does eating live rabbits have to do with the Buick nailhead engine?

[David Gramlow]

I have to agree with Marco. Pointless & tasteless.

:rolleyes: :puzzled:

[Poppaluv]

I know it's tasteless thats why I wrote "offensive joke". Now if you don't get it ask someone to help you . (hint , It's sexual:Brow: ) Pointless, well It's all pointless now isn't it?:confused: But I'm sure I've read other jokes on this board before:Smarty:

[Poppaluv]

Sorry, the joke should have been posted in "The Bench" section .:error:

[GSThunder]

Sorry Jason, but I don't think your joke belongs on "The Bench" either. Without trying to sound too much like BIG BROTHER , I'll ask you (and all members) to please keep it clean on our board.
Thank you..:TU:

[Poppaluv]

O.K. Although I don't like being censored ( and didn't realize this would upset so many people) I apologize to those offended, and will try to keep it cleen(er):)

So how about this one ( I don't think it's to tawdry) :

A travelling salesman brakes down on the side of the road in rural America. After walking-what seems like forever, he comes apon a farm-house. After knockin on the farmer's door an d expalining his plight the farmer says he can stay in the up-stair bedroom with his twin sons. The
salesman thinks about it for a minute and replies nevermind I think I'm in the wrong joke!:laugh:

I hope this one isn't to bad.:TU: :beer

[JTY]

That first one, although funny was pretty bad.

The second, well.... :)