Dave H
03-19-2004, 05:01 PM
Classic for those of us with golfing wives.
GOLFING w/WIFE:
A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look
for them, and while I was rooting around
noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I
made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail, looked at its
butt again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!' ". "I don't remember much
after that."
GOLFING w/WIFE:
A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look
for them, and while I was rooting around
noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I
made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail, looked at its
butt again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!' ". "I don't remember much
after that."