Are YOU getting Old & Flabby, too????

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by mobileparts123, Jun 27, 2017.

  1. mobileparts123

    mobileparts123 Well-Known Member

    As we get older, we all get a little bigger in the middle.... you know, that's why you are reading this now.....
    I guess it is inevitable.....
    So a new fitness center opened up near me -- so I decided to check it out.... Wow, they have some swanky
    new equipment -- half of them, I had no clue what they do or how you use them.....

    I asked the manager, "which of these machines will make me more attractive to the women?????"

    He pointed ----------------------------------------------------------------- to the ATM!!!!!!!!
     
  2. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    Yup. At age 18 I weighed 164 and had a 32" waist. Today - 54 years later, I weigh 169 and have a 36" waist. I have flabbified. Yuk!
     
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  3. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    At high school graduation (1969) I weighed 160. Got a job delivering furniture for 10 years and was into martial arts. I weighed 183, had a 32" waist, 46" chest. Kept that for a long time. In 1982, I met my wife. She's an excellent cook, as are her sisters (mom owned a restaurant). Now, after 5 years living together and 30 married, I still have the 46" chest.................but now wear size 36-38 pants. Not flabby. My stomach is very firm, which makes it harder to lose. I love to eat, but now I only eat until I'm comfortable. I told my wife to cook a lower portion of meat and more veggies. She would always want me to finish mine and half of her steak. No more.
     
  4. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    Got the point from my wife. I always like fast, so when I said I would like to go from 0 to 220 real fast she brought out the scale. Thanks dear
     
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  5. 66electrafied

    66electrafied Just tossing in my nickel's worth

    Yup; - My wife said that 25 years ago I looked like a Greek god; - and now I look like a god--mn Greek. Sigh...
     
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  6. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    You know you're fat when someone tells you to "haul ass!", and it takes you two trips.
     
  7. bballsam

    bballsam SoCal Gran Sports

    um, that's me (a two tripper) now. When I was playing ball I weighed 181 and you couldn't pinch me!!
     
  8. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    Off topic. Ever notice how similar our avatars are, Sam?
     
  9. riv2x4

    riv2x4 Well-Known Member

    When I married, I was young, less disposable income and a far faster metabolism. 30 years later, see beer thread, slowing metabolism and a all the food I could ever want looking more like Dad. 5o lbs over 30 years but bp is still around 120/80. Now if I could remember where I put my glasses.
     
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  10. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    I can find my glasses, I just can't find my hair!
     
  11. rmstg2

    rmstg2 Gold Level Contributor

    I can relate to all of the previous posts, 15 years ago I weighed a little over 220, went on the Atkins diet and got down to 184. Since developing better eating habits I can stay under 200 but like the rest my friends on here the shape is a little different.


    Bob H.
     
  12. 455stude

    455stude Well-Known Member

    I'm may be getting old, fat, and moving slower, but my old hot rod stude is fixin to go faster with the new 464!
     
  13. Doo Wop

    Doo Wop Where were you in '62?

    160 lbs with a 34" waist. I have shrunk tho, from 5'11 to 5'9 due to back surgery. At 65 now and I wonder who the Ass was who called these the "GoldenYears"? Every morning there is a new ache. Still have my hair tho, 2 younger brothers are cue balls.
     
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  14. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    My Daughter says that I must have gotten a crew cut and the crew bailed! I no
    longer have a forehead, it's an eighthead.
     
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  15. bballsam

    bballsam SoCal Gran Sports

    yea Jerry, except for hood they look spot on...
     
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  16. lemmy-67

    lemmy-67 Platinum Level Contributor

    I was visiting my friend in Staten Island many years ago...he's more the beer drinker than I am.

    His mother says to him: "You still wearin' those 38-fats???"
     
  17. DeeVeeEight

    DeeVeeEight Well-Known Member

    My late Father used to say (or sing)....

    When I was young and in my prime
    I used to do it all the time
    Now that I am old and getting gray
    I can only do it once a day
    I'm too old
    Too old
    Too old to cut the mustard any more
    I'm too old
    Too old
    Too old to cut the mustard any more...
     
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  18. stump puller455

    stump puller455 1970 GS 455

    its the man boobs that really suck
     
  19. scubasteve455

    scubasteve455 Well-Known Member

  20. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    And yours is a bit newer.
     

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