Where's the "Funny" Thread?

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 12lives, Jan 16, 2023.

  1. timesublime

    timesublime Well-Known Member

  2. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

  3. DaWildcat

    DaWildcat Platinum Level Contributor

    Yeah, the Plymouth Rock thing is older than we are; stories too. Most don't know it's been moved, broken up, moved again, again, again, again, etcetera.

    Devon
     
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  4. FJM568

    FJM568 Well-Known Member

  5. pbr400

    pbr400 68GS400

    When I was a college student, friends in the dorm brought a kid to me who was having problems with both his used Toyota and speaking English (he was Japanese). Turns out that the seller told him to ‘keep an eye on the oil level’. He took off the cap and saw none, so he added a quart. (Rinse and repeat. 14 times.) He ADDED 14 quarts to a car that wasn’t low. I couldn’t get the drain plug off (and didn’t know what to put 20 quarts into) so we drove it about a half mile to a service station where I explained the situation, got it drained and filled correctly, and sent him on his way with better instructions.
    Patrick
     
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  6. FLGS400

    FLGS400 Gold Level Contributor

    Should say Tampa Police!
     
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  7. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    On our way to pick up the Wildcat from Adam we hit some potholes on 65 in Illinois that shook the truck so hard it turned off the cruise control. Stuff in the trailer was all over the place. Im like DAMN, Fix the Fu-kn roads!
     
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  8. timesublime

    timesublime Well-Known Member

  9. iowacat

    iowacat Well-Known Member

  10. FJM568

    FJM568 Well-Known Member

    Clever....well played, sir...whoever it was that put this together.
     
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  11. stagedgs

    stagedgs 1967 GS400

    Sorry, I don't get it.

    A P-47 Thunderbolt and a P-38 Lightning. Two very formidable WWII fighters. Beyond that.....
    .....sorry, I'm getting old.
     
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  12. timesublime

    timesublime Well-Known Member

    Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody Lyrics: Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening.
     
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  13. stagedgs

    stagedgs 1967 GS400

    I don't follow Queen that closely to know the lyrics of their songs. That and I'm an engineer so I take things more literal than most. So THANKS for the help!
     
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  14. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    I was thinking"Mustang, Lightning"??? Then I thought, "Oh, that ain't no Mustang".

    My Air Force vet dad would be very ashamed. Not that he wasn't already.:D
     
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  15. m louk

    m louk Well-Known Member

  16. m louk

    m louk Well-Known Member

  17. m louk

    m louk Well-Known Member

  18. iowacat

    iowacat Well-Known Member

    I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

    I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
     
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  19. timesublime

    timesublime Well-Known Member

  20. 69WILD

    69WILD Ron

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