Alabama Prison Escape

Alabama Prison for the aged and infirm had a prisoner escape today
http://m.wbrc.com/story/38237934/ma...for-inmate-who-escaped-wearing-only-underwear

HAMILTON, AL (WBRC) - Authorities are searching for an inmate who escaped a Marion County facility in nothing but his underwear.

David Curtis Wood escaped the Hamilton Aged and Infirmed facility in Marion County around 8:15 a.m. Monday morning. He was last seen in a pair of "State White" boxers, no clothes and no shoes, according to the Alabama Department of Corrections.

Wood is a 61-year-old white male who stands 6-foot, 3-inches with brown hair and blue eyes. He weighs 160-pounds.

Anyone with any information about his whereabouts is asked to call ADOC at 1-800-831-8825.

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If he goes to WalMart they’ll never find him.

 

David Curtis Wood

 

Walmart is only 350 yard walk from the prison. (the long way around..)
He is GONE !!

 

Hmm same last name as mine, long lost relative?

 

Well then, I guess that, on many waking mornings, we could be related as well.

 

Scary to think 61 years old qualifies for aged and infirm.

 

For sure. That would make me geriatric. Or jerryatric.

 

6' 3" and 160 lbs? He had better keep low on a windy day.

 

He doesn't look crazy at all.........and his pupils are completely the correct size.

 

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This reminded me of the movie "
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared"

It's a fun, off beat flick. Worth watching.

 

"Well then, I guess that, on many waking mornings, we could be related as well."

That's hilarious!

 

Geez...he looks like half a dozen rummys I saw at a local watering hole earlier today...mind you they were all dressed. They didn't smell too good, but they had clothes on, thank God.