"Buick .. SportWagon ??"

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by 69GS400s, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    So, I'm out in Sportn'Wood crusing around burning some gas after twisting some wrenches last nite and I'm sitting at a lite when I hear some Harley's pull up alongside me on the left.

    "Hahaha .. isn't that the car from that Chevy Chase movie ??"

    "Yeah .. they go on vacation in that F$&*Kin' Ugly station wagon - Thats IT Right there !! Hahaha"

    " The Family Truckster ... thats what it was called - but this one's a Vista Cruiser"

    ... So, right abouts now my blood is just slightly starting to simmer - just a tad, but I know these lights and practice at them all the time like its the Christmas Tree at Englishtown

    Double-red, fast 3 count ... and before the red goes out and the green comes on as if time slowed down and I could see that perfect .000 leave, I nailed it - PERFECTLY

    Sporty rears up as I kick hard with both spurs and chirps her tires in the disgust of being called The Family Truckster ?!?!? WTF ?!?!

    The Mighty QuadraJet SCREAMS its way through first and second shouting out to all the world "I AM NOT A VISTA CRUISER !!!"

    ... I left those boys so hard and unexpecting, I put 10 cars on them before they even clunked their tranny into first and picked their foot up off the ground

    When they finally caught me about 3 lites up it was a different story. A Proud and true name said with respect and appreciation ... even a hint of reverence

    "Buick Sportwagon ?? "

    " Huh .. I never knew Buicks could run like that !!"

    I didn't even bother looking over to see the thumbs-up. I didn't need it and Sportn'Wood already knows what Cool is all about
     
  2. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    So you turned some wrenches ?

    Does this mean your noise in the motor has been remedied ?

    If not, give the keys to the Wizard, he'll fix it right up for ya !!! :TU:
     
  3. clutchracer

    clutchracer Well-Known Member

    Awesome!
     
  4. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado

    Not that I don't like sporty, but I thought you were bringing big red this year Alan? I have yet to see that legendary beast in person, was really looking forward to it.

    Plus I needed to know what I was dealing with cause I wanna square off with it in the Rusty Hulk next year... ;)
     
  5. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    In the heat of Ohio in August ? pretty much this ... maybe I found a bit more since then :Do No::Brow:

    [video=youtube;DrU_mh9FBqM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrU_mh9FBqM[/video]

    ... BigRed was a bit too needy to whip into shape for this years roadtrip but if you watch the above and are still callin' me out :shock: I'll make sure its a finely tuned animal for next year :bla:
     
  6. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado

    I wouldn't go so far as to say its a "callout", that'd be awfully bold from a guy who's car currently still has the body sitting next to the chassis! But consider it more a gauge with which to measure.... Haha.

    But that's alright, I don't blame ya. I wouldn't know how to act if I had to choose between 2 cars which to bring....
     
  7. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Fine - lets have a race to see who's junk makes it to Ohio first .. then we can worry about the 1320 later :TU:
     
  8. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado

    Ouch man, ouch.... :p
     
  9. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    When you get to 3 cars like MoonRocket you choose to leave them all at home and spectate :puzzled:
     
  10. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado

    Now that's just weird... But then if the shoe fits... ;)
     
  11. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Shhh, don't tell him I repeated this but his wife told me he's so old now he not only fogets where the keys are but what they actually do

    ... she's even found him sitting in GrandNasty making VroomVroom noises while playing with his shifter
     
  12. sriley531

    sriley531 Excommunicado

    Haha....wait... Its weird to do that??

    Uhoh..... :eek:
     
  13. SpecialWagon65

    SpecialWagon65 Ted Nagel

    Yep, bad form. :pp
     
  14. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    Why are you's two's pickin' on the old guy. I got so much seat time on all my cars, I can save on gas and live on the memories.

    Besides, I just lined up a chauffer in Sporty and can enjoy his cold A/C for 11 hours.....who's better than the MoonDog !!! :laugh:
     
  15. SmittyDawg

    SmittyDawg Need another garage....

    Careful MoonMan....I've heard that can make you go blind
     
  16. Brad Conley

    Brad Conley RIP Staff Member

    Not blind but you will grow hair on the palms of your hands... :laugh:
     
  17. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    No hair on this Ex-used car dealers palms............. pay_up_sucker_tattoo.jpg
     
  18. Premier 350

    Premier 350 Chris (aka Webby)

    Good one. And two harley riders learnt a life lesson!
     
  19. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN

    That's a good one Alan. Imaging in this.day and age.that there are still ignorant people out there as far as Buicks are concerned.

    Moon??? A stinking chauffeur!?!?!?!? Man, getting old does suck huh!!!!

    Did you say you now have a wagon too??
     
  20. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    You guys think I'm to old to drive my Buicks on an 11-12 hour road trip. :af:

    How many of you remember me bringing either the "The Most Optioned" or "BiggestRed" to our events.
    Plus how many of you have transported 3 of your Buicks on a solid 12 hour run, "Piloting SOLO", in the last 2 months. :rant:

    This year I ride shotgun. All you 2 hour trip jockeys can bite the OLD MAN !!! :moonu: :eek2: :shock: :laugh: :bla:
     

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