I'm calling out JASON COOK........................

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by tufbuick, Apr 15, 2019 at 11:02 AM.

  1. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    Since I brought my newly acquired ZR1 Corvette to the Cecil event last year and caught a whole lot of flack from my Buick brothers because I refused to race it....(only had it for a week and wasn't used to it yet)....I figure this year I now know how to drive the damn thing. Since Mr. Cook will have owned his car for at least 1/2 a year and neither one of these cars have ever seen the track, it seems only fitting that we should have a Mopar vs GM grudge race on Fridays test and tune.

    I would like the opportunity to show Mr. Cook why he should have never left the GM brand and went to a SLO-PAR car.

    So........I am calling out Jason Cook and his PLUM-LAZY Dodge Challenger to a heads up race on September 20th at Cecil County Dragway. This is a street tire, stick shift vs stick shift, run what you brung challenge for, (let's say for $100), any side bets welcome.

    Winner of this race will be crowned "KING of the HILL Off-Brand" and can be CALLED OUT for next years race by any Off-Brand stock off the show room floor late model car.

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  2. Ryans-GSX

    Ryans-GSX Have fun, life is short.

    Ohhhhh This should be good
     
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  3. Mart

    Mart '71 350 GS, almost stock

    I LIKE IT!
     
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  4. sriley531

    sriley531 Big green hunk of $#*^....

    Yeah Jason! Take on a supercharged car that stickers for more than double what your N/A car did!! It'll be legit!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


    Here's my side bet. $100 says if Jason's car had a little devil badge on the fenders, this thread wouldn't exist. Mooney, your a lot of things, but dumb isn't one. You know this is a suckers bet.
     
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  5. ray morris

    ray morris Well-Known Member

    I want to see this yippee :):):)
     
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  6. blyons79

    blyons79 Well-Known Member

    Jason should negotiate for a 1 car-length lead. That would be a fair race.
     
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  7. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD"

    Hmnn, nearly 200 HP advantage and at least a 500 lb lighter car, assuming neither one misses a shift, the Vette should win easily. You have to give him the leave at least Ronny.:)
     
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  8. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some guy.....

    I'd do it heads up. Most the ZR-1 guys run low 12s high 11s in real life unless they're a pretty good driver. If Jason loses, big whoop, he should. If he wins or it's close....well somebody should be quite embarrassed.
     
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  9. TrunkMonkey

    TrunkMonkey Well-Known Member

    I don't care what y'all are running, I just wanna see racin'.

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  10. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors

  11. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    I'll put him one car out and he can have the go !
    I know what the Supercharger does on the top end charge......my "Z" ain't scared of no SLO-PAR ! ! !

    Trust me....if I can't put that ZR1 in the mid 11s on a clean run I'll trade it in the next day on a Prius and sell all my remaining collector cars !
     
  12. 1972Mach1

    1972Mach1 Just some guy.....

    I'm really not trying to break your stones here, I promise, but I've seen Zr1s run the 1/4 in person and driven plenty of them......If you're running stock tires, I see a 'Yota hybrid in your future......
     
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  13. telriv

    telriv Well-Known Member

    What's Buck Wheat have to say about ALL this????
     
  14. buick64203

    buick64203 Mopar or no car Staff Member

    I don't have anything to prove Mooney. I bought the car because ever since they came out, I wanted one. Its just a nice car. Certainly not the fastest out there. If I wanted the fastest, I would of bought a Demon. I don't need to "compensate" so to speak. I didn't buy it to go out and beat up on old men in Corvettes.:D:p:p
     
  15. buick64203

    buick64203 Mopar or no car Staff Member

    Mooney's Corvette is the same color as his pills:eek::eek:. Coincidence? I think not:D
     
  16. johnriv67

    johnriv67 Well-Known Member

    Alright I'm fine with everything you said except for the addition of "Mopar or no car" on your avatar:D
     
  17. buick64203

    buick64203 Mopar or no car Staff Member

    Just breaking balls:D Just wait till I show up at the GS Nats with my Mark Worman shirt on :D
     
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  18. johnriv67

    johnriv67 Well-Known Member

    I have the unfortunate ability to recognize that name:rolleyes:
     
  19. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    I do realize that because that ain't gonna happen.
    What I didn't realize is that you bought your Challenger so you could be like the 50 year olds going through a mid life crisis.
    Hurry up and get those windows tinted so none of the Buick guys see you in it.
    One good thing I can say is...………."You still own a Buick that is faster than your new SLO-PAR !"

    Also......change that avatar from (MOPAR OR NO CAR....to....MOPAR, SO I CAN BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE)
     
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  20. Jim Rodgers

    Jim Rodgers Well-Known Member

    A hundred says that vett never sees a mid 11. Ever.
     

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