I'm calling out JASON COOK........................

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by tufbuick, Apr 15, 2019 at 11:02 AM.

  1. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    Jason's not gonna have time to race. He's already said he is gonna be selling his Buick parts so he can pay for the brand X.
     
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  2. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    Keep that HUNDRED handy Jimmy.

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    Bone-Stock on Stock Tires
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    Rank~~ E.T.~~ Trap~ 60'~ Driver~~~~~ M.Yr. Details Thread Video
    1~~~~ 10.664 132.92 1.68 Kyle Lemish ~~ 2009 details~~ thread video
    2~~~~ 10.740 133.21 1.74 Kyle Lemish ~~ 2009 details~~ thread video
    3~~~~ 10.794 132.21 1.80 jamie furman ~ 2009 details~~ thread
    4~~~~ 10.851 129.89 1.70 racerns ~~~~~ 2009 details~~ thread video
    5~~~~ 10.950 131.61 1.83 VY ZR1 ~~~~~ 2009 details
    6~~~~ 11.071 129.87 1.87 SlowZo6 ~~~~ 2009 details~~ thread video
    7~~~~ 11.235 125.99 1.99 Incon306~~~~ 2010 details
    8~~~~ 11.321 126.59 1.89 gcolella~~~~~ 2009 details
    9~~~~ 11.518 125.98 1.94 Truth1k~~~~~ 2011 details
    10 ~~~ 11.626 125.33 1.97 THEST1G~~~~~2010 details~~ thread
     
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  3. 436'd Skylark

    436'd Skylark Sweet Fancy Moses!!!!!

    Usually I yawn at the track when I see two old guys racing new bone stock cars..

    Will you guys be wearing your jean shorts and white new balance sneakers?
     
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  4. BUQUICK

    BUQUICK I'm your huckleberry.

    Just wondering if a stock appearing GS can get in on this $100 bet against the stock ZR1? Just asking for a friend ;)
     
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  5. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    I have to hand it to ole CLEM.
    He said that a Purple Challenger was a PANTY DROPPER, here's proof, what a score..................

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  6. hugger

    hugger Well-Known Member

    I've crawled around and over with worse
     
  7. BUQUICK

    BUQUICK I'm your huckleberry.

    Also not trying to disappoint anyone but the same is true around here. There’s been more than a few disappointed ZR1 owners after their first day at the track. The first 60’ is often pitiful and not from spinning. Usually has a big mph for a lackluster e.t. There’s usually a guy with a stock C7 Z06 with an automatic that wipes up the old guys driving the stock ZR1s on the track for the first time.
     
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  8. cluxford

    cluxford Well-Known Member

    well the Vette wins in the "show" dept...they are a stunning looking car. I expect it will win the "go" dept as well.
     
  9. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    Scarier!
     
  10. hugger

    hugger Well-Known Member

    Wonder if ole B Foxx can fit the GS Nationals into his busy schedule,..imagine seeing that mistake riding around ha I'd rent a cart with the sole purpose of mowing down while firing roman candles at him
     
  11. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    Nope, just look for ole "CHICKEN LEGS" with the PURPLE velvet rope around his car and the 16 year old WALMART work boots.

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  12. gsfred

    gsfred Founders Club Member

    And I thought having a Mopar was scarey!
     
  13. gs66

    gs66 Well-Known Member

    Jason can race. First one to a certain landmark while hauling three friends in the car with them. Same race I offer to the smart kids on their crotch-rockets.
     
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  14. sriley531

    sriley531 Big green hunk of $#*^....

    For some reason I believe this... ;)
     
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  15. Nailhead Ronnie

    Nailhead Ronnie Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

  16. johnriv67

    johnriv67 Well-Known Member

    Ronnie is just a Moon-in-training
     
  17. Nailhead Ronnie

    Nailhead Ronnie Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    FAKAYATALKINGABOUT!!!???
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2019 at 7:25 PM
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  18. gstewart

    gstewart Well-Known Member

    Do hear a "double dog dare"?
     
  19. telriv

    telriv Well-Known Member

    Problem is are that MOST don't know "Mooney" & the antics he so proudly knows MUCH about.
     
  20. tufbuick

    tufbuick FUHGEDDABOUDIT, Y'ALL !!!

    No blue pills in my pill bottle, don't need 'em !
    I do see that you are well aware of assistance that is available for you middle age "SOFTIES".
    Maybe this is why you bought that Purple Pantie Dropper.

    You should have it wrapped like the old 50s station wagons with the paneling on the sides, then you could ask the ladies if they'd like to see your WOODIE ! ! !

    Oooooooooh-Snaaaaaap !
     

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