it wasnt long before i wished the bear would eat her

Maybe she should’ve called him “Yogi” instead. Nah...that voice could make a sloth go ninja on someone...

 

If the bear had eaten her, it would have been a first for her, at least, I'm betting. She's probably a 'naturalist' and the kayak reeked like a fishing boat.

 

Neither could I.

 

WOW....very nicely phrased but still....WOW

 

LMAO.....

 

That's the Mike Tyson of bears

 

She would have to be very good at something other than talking or I would make her stay in her own apartment.

 

That person lives and Einstein had to die...the injustice of it all.
People like her are proof positive that 1/3 of the population of North America would be dead within 4 days if the power ever goes out. I'm amazed she hasn't drowned in her own sink while washing up yet.
The bear should have done the right thing and given her a swat or two.

 

That bear could go all spider monkey on that annoying woman!

 

Hopefully she annoys any possible boyfriends so she don't reproduce.

Bob H.

 

I wouldn't be too sure about that, she's if anything only good for 15 minutes out of the day and I'm sure there are those who would have no problem doing that, primarily because it beats a date with Rosy Palmer.
I'm sure that thought probably occurred to the bear too.

 

OMG!! My ears are bleeding!! Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could only listen to 1/2 of it!

 

That is why I said "Hopefully"

Bob H.

 

Lol, heck no.
Took it out of context.
I just could hear through the walls

 

I just hope the bear scared her enough to make her give up kayaking and the outdoors. Before seeing this I was afraid of meeting a bare out there but now I'm afraid of meeting her. The down side of the growing popularity of pattle sports is the number of dummies on the lake. And the boat may have smelled like fish for another reason.

 

that's what Duct tape is for.. or Tequila

 

Doesn't matter, not into 10 year olds at all, about 20 years to young for me!

 

Man I'm glad you cleared that up.