KIDS!!!Come help me git the groceries out of this thing!!!

Ah yesssssss such a touching story inspired by a mere 6-pack of Coors (and probably a few blasts on the crack pipe!)
So glad this is in North Carolina! Yee damn haw!

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/buick-4x4-station-wagan/6298466839.html

 

I understand the 6-pack part of the deal but c'mon!

 

I just want to know how these guys justify these prices(probably bail amount?).

If I was halfway through a jar of moonshine and it ran GOOD I "might" give him a grand just to patrol the perimeter of my property,even then only after I SHOT it one solid color of primer. Drive it on the road? Not no, but HELL NO

 

How much extra is the Mold on the inside??

 

Probably rubbed off the owners wife beater tank top!

Bet it has tobaccy stains down the doors too!

Guessing this guy has like maaaaaaaybe 5 teeth left in his head too. Would totally complete the picture at a stop light "Howdy"

 

"REAL HEAD TURNER" is not necessarily always a good thing either!

 

I initially saw the dark spot on the windshield as soot from an under hood fire that it may have had. Or needs to have...

 

Well finally someone sees the importance of verifying that a vehicle has exhaust manifolds, I'm sick and tired of going to look at a vehicle to only find out the manifolds are missing,...

 

Like the way you hold your head when you're losing your lunch? I can see this car turning lots of heads that way.

 

I hear ya Joe lol

 

I think I threw up in my mouth a bit...too bad gouging out one's eyes won't help. What has been seen cannot be unseen...