Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 1972Mach1, May 3, 2019.
.....Do not screw with this Suburban..............
Damn!! Someone's wife is missing her hairdryers!
My only question would be: Why?
Because they can....
Because fast SUVs are the beesnees.
Because why not!
That's Badass! That thing will get all the kiddos to soccer practice lickety split!
Why? Safe merging!
4x4 probably keeps it hooked up.
I bet that thing hauls ass and doesn't need two trips to do it
That is sweet. I wonder if the factory warranty is voided?
Trackhawk, we don't need no stinkin Trackhawk.
I would be down at the local A&W on Saturday nite talking smack with that thing.
Was it driven in there by someone wearing a black suit, with a curly wire going into one ear, speaking to their wrist?
Because if I had two Suburbans to loan you, and one was stock and the other had twin turbos, which would you pick?
Those guys drive blacked out Tahoes with roots blowers. No joke.
I'd be wearing black socks with sandals, a plaid shirt and striped shorts with thick glasses and never opening the hood. somebody is gonna take the bait.
Or you could just buy a Jeep with a Hellcat motor. Probably cheaper in the long run.
But not even as cool and this one has a third seat and room for the luggage behind it. And when those things spool up it won't even need to down shift for those hills pulling a trailer.
How 'bout some fill in the details? Turbo sizes?, intercooled?, aftermarket or modded gm computer? 6l80e? Rear ratio?
I know what I'm asking Santa for.
Any idea whatever was done the HP is of that whatever? Fiat Chrysler figured out a way to put 797 HP to awd/4wd.
I'm guessing it approaching four digit hp if it is sorted out. Probably need a four wheel dyno to lay it all down and see.