It seems like every year about this time my wife decides to leave me. This has happened the last 2 summers in a row. This time I think she's serious. Tomorrow morning she's going to her parent's house in Ohio. Wow! Right now she's down the street saying goodbye to some friends. I went in to take a shower. I know she's serious this year because I just used my last pair of underwear out of the drawer. Crap! I have to do wash tomorrow! I don't know what I said, or did. I know she didn't see me flirting with the cashier at Dollar General that has no teeth. Damn meth! I know she didn't see the fat girl down by the river that wanted to ride in my sandrail. It must something........ Dang, I just remembered. She has to go home and go to work. Hahaha!!!! LMAO!!! Trick or treat.........
It's so Milton! One full month of bachelorhood and then I go back to Florida to see my wife, my house, my Gran Sports, and sweat dripping off of my body everywhere. Miss you buddy!
Don't tell her your gonna get lonely. She might have the penguins come to keep you company. BTW, you probably missed the story on the internet about the 2 bandit penguins. Were your inlaws visiting New Zealand. https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...ased-zealand-police-custody/story?id=64360027
If I was your wife I would leave your ass in a heartbeat and get with that hot guy named nailhead ronnie. He has a small nail but it's always sharp. Hahahahahhaha
Well John, it's better than having the penguins come to you! Maybe she got on V8buick and found Joe's "Rotator Cuff Surgery" thread and saw the cute physical therapists
Day 2 of bachelorhood... First I did laundry. Everyone needs undies! I left them in the dryer. My T-shirts are layed out nicely on the couches. My shorts are neatly stacked in front of the dryer. Beer... The fridge is full. Now I'm going 4 wheeling at a friend's house. I will survive.
I thought it was standard practice to go commando when the wife leaves For you or the WIFE??? "The Travelling Camel Toes" sounds like a bad band name... ws
I know you all are going to make fun of me. I cleaned the house yesterday. My wife is not the best maid, I mean house wife. The kitchen floor was sticky along with the counter tops. Don't get me wrong. She cooks a lot of good stuff, but she wears shoes in the house and apparently doesn't notice the sticky floors. I go barefoot in the house and hate sticky floors. My counter tops are now clean enough for Lucas to clean his rocker arms on!
Hahaha..... Hey John, while the wife is away get out all your grimy parts and tools and put the dishwasher to good use. I highly recommend Cascade, it leaves them spotless
Dont forget the shop rags in hot water with a 50/50 mix of Dawn and GoJo... Oh, and a fabric sheet in the drier... ws ws
Lucas!!! I will take your ideas under serious advisement! I can now cook fish inside the house. I can leave kitchen cabinet doors open. It's so stupid to close them. What if I want to go in the cabinet again? Pretty much like putting the toilet seat down. I only poop once a day. Or making a bed. Really? Dang Bill, that is a good idea! I like the feeling of a soft rag on my busted up hands!
A canumdrum.... I like street signs. You might say I collect them. My oldest son was up here in Virginia a couple years ago. Told him about this sign I wanted. Our wives new we were up to something. When we left with a 9/16th ratchet and a half in wrench our wives said, "Don't call us when you get in trouble." We got the sign, (signs). Turned out they were double sided signs! I got one and my son got one. "Lee Jackson Memorial Highway" very nice. Now I saw a vehicle, or the driver, was drunk, ran the stop sign, and hit a BIG highway sign. It's on the ground!!! I'm past legal right now, but I'm going to wake up early and "try" to get that baby. If you don't hear from me tomorrow set up a "Go fund me" account. I'll be in the Rockbridge County Jail.
