New part names

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  1. Quick Buick

    Quick Buick Arlington Wa

    Masterlock
    masters degree
    he man. ( masters of the universe )
    Master at arms
    master chef
    master craft. ski boats
    Bushmaster firearms. (not happening)
     
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  2. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors





    :p:D





     
  3. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    I'd sho' likes me one uh dem Burick Roadmassas'...Wiv a fo-n- a-quota... Have to bone up on the ******* american dialect again. I thought I left that in Chicago. Is it OK for me to use bruhbonics here? Sure cant call it English anymore. Now its' ANGUISH. ws

    I dare anyone here to peruse URBAN DICTIONARY.com
     
  4. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember



    Master Song
    Leonard Cohen
    Release Date: December 27, 1967

    I believe that you heard your master sing
    When I was sick in bed

    I suppose that he told you everything
    That I keep locked away in my head

    Your master took you travelling
    Well at least that's what you said
    And now do you come back to bring
    Your prisoner wine and bread

    You met him at some temple
    Where they take your clothes at the door
    He was just a numberless man in a chair
    Who'd just come back from the war

    And you wrap up his tired face in your hair
    And he hands you the apple core
    Then he touches your lips now so suddenly bare
    Of all the kisses we put on some time before


    And he gave you a German Shepherd to walk
    With a collar of leather and nails

    And he never once made you explain or talk
    About all of the little details

    Such as who had a word and who had a rock
    And who had you through the mails
    Now your love is a secret all over the block
    And it never stops not even when your master fails
    And he took you up in his aeroplane
    Which he flew without any hands
    And you cruised above the ribbons of rain
    That drove the crowd from the stands
    Then he killed the lights in a lonely lane
    And an ape with angel glands
    Erased the final wisps of pain
    With the music of rubber bands


    And now I hear your master sing
    You kneel for him to come

    His body is a golden string
    That your body is hanging from

    His body is a golden string
    My body has growin' numb
    Oh now you hear your master sing
    Your shirt is all undone


    And will you kneel beside this bed
    That we polished so long ago

    Before your master chose instead
    To make my bed of snow?

    Your eyes are wild and your knuckles are red
    And you're speaking far too low
    No I can't make out what your master said
    Before he made you go
    Now I think you're playing far too rough
    For a lady who's been to the moon;
    I've lain by this window long enough
    To get used to an empty room
    And your love is some dust in an old man's cough
    Who is tapping his foot to a tune
    And your thighs are a ruin, you want too much
    Let's say you came back some time too soon

    Now I loved your master perfectly
    I taught him all that he knew
    He was starving in some deep mystery
    Like a man who is sure what is true

    And I sent you to him with my guarantee
    I could teach him something new
    And I taught him how you would long for me
    No matter what he said no matter what you'd do

    Now I believe that you heard your master sing
    While I was sick in bed
    I'm sure that he told you everything
    I must keep locked away in my head
    Your master took you travelling
    Well at least that's what you said
    And now do you come back to bring
    Your prisoner wine and bread
     
  5. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember

  6. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Every educated rational black friend I have feel exactly the way you guys do. (I dont have any uneducated irrational black friends. )
     
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  7. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

  8. 64 skylark mike

    64 skylark mike Well-Known Member

    No more Master Sargeant in the Army?
     
  9. john.schaefer77

    john.schaefer77 Well-Known Member

    I just realized I retired a Master Sergeant in the USAF, then saw your post. Guess I lose my retirement?
     
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  10. Nailhead

    Nailhead Gold Level Contributor

    So what is the new PC name for a master cylinder?
     
  11. john.schaefer77

    john.schaefer77 Well-Known Member

    I guess we will get further "guidance" on these matters.
    Next will be male and female connectors because everyone knows there are 72 genders!
     
  12. rmstg2

    rmstg2 Gold Level Contributor

    Hydraulic brake pressure control center! :D OK I made that up!

    Bob H.
     
  13. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Jill-off of course!:eek:

    I hope everyone realizes what all this diversity training is going to cost! Dont forget, its not going to appease those who are weak (mentally). ws
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2020
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  14. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Bought a set of these MASTERFORCE wrenches at Menards today before the new models come out...

    [​IMG]


    A new and improved adjustable wrench set due out by next Januaryteenth...

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember

    poor old doggie....:confused:

    doggie.jpg
     
  16. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember

    the 2020 edition:
    (whats in a name?)

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  17. Nailhead in a 1967

    Nailhead in a 1967 Kell-Mnown Wember

  18. m louk

    m louk Well-Known Member

    So what are we going to call that game with the little ball and clubs they play in Augusta every year except when we are being scammed with Wuhan flu.
     
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  19. yachtsmanbill

    yachtsmanbill Well-Known Member

    Anything like a BAT BOY having to be called a BAT MAN?? Or are we talking BALL BOYS in tennis?? I'm sticking with street "L's" in pipe fittings for now. Dont need a march at the Homo Depot! ws

     
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  20. 2001ws6

    2001ws6 last of the v8 interceptors


    Best video i've seen today! :)
     
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