> The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. > > At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door. > > When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. > > > Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. > > Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." > > Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." > Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Proverbs 17:22a):TU: :laugh:
That's a good one Greg!!:laugh: I guess ya do have to be carefull about taking verses out of context though...for example: Matthew 27 5So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself. Luke 10 37b ... "Go and do likewise." ou:
w00t! Finally a couple verses I can use on people! I was wondering how long it would take one of you to dish me something I could use... :grin:
