Stage I vs Hemi shootout

Discussion in 'The "Pure" Stockers' started by Dave H, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. tom Hearsey

    tom Hearsey Well-Known Member

    My above post is in response to RalphsRpd
     
  2. RalphsRpdTrnst

    RalphsRpdTrnst American Musclecar Racing

    Hi Tom VERY COOL :TU: , shoot me an E-mail and I will fill you in RalphsRapidTransit@hotmail.com
     
  3. Chuck Lombardi

    Chuck Lombardi R.I. BIG Blocks

    Wow, first I am accused of cheating for my stellar .006rt 1.87 60' 12.55 @110.4 during the "Factory Stock Drag Muscle Car Drag Race?" with the Chevelle. :eek2:
    Now my poor ole dad with his cubic inch deficit and Saginaw four speed, power robbing 2 piece driveshaft, anemic rear axle, original 43 year old 12k mile 409 engine is being thrown under the bus.
    I am very, very hurt. :ball:
    Oh and for the record, the 409's best run was 13.15@106 three years ago. Since we changed the valve springs, the best pass in comparable conditions was 13.42@104. Go figure. :Dou:

    Did I forget to mention I went 12.55@110.4 in the Chevelle?
    I thought Brian went 13.07@106 in the Merc?

    Maybe we can borrow that there fancy tool from the Factory Stock Drag Muscle Car Race to thoroughly check all the big body competitors who aren't certified.
     
  4. Casey Marks

    Casey Marks Res Ipsa Loquitur

    It's all in/for fun ....... :TU:
     
  5. Brian Stefina

    Brian Stefina Well-Known Member

    Big Car Smackdown

    Really.......the driving I think I can handle......the towing I need to think about. :Do No:
     
  6. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    a Protologist and a Arobics Instructor will be standing by..........
     
  7. Casey Marks

    Casey Marks Res Ipsa Loquitur

    For the Big Car Shootout, please pick the color of glove that you prefer to make your 'experience' that much more enjoyable. Also, if you have a latex allergy, please let the officials know. :moonu:

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  8. Chevy454

    Chevy454 Well-Known Member

    Monday morning memory test...

    Hey Brian, think back a coupla years...I already had a title penned for this *full size* shootout! :laugh:

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    Hillbilly Racing Team
    Tired of AutoZone's *limited* selection? Then try the Pottery Barn!
     
  9. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    Might I suggest:

    Plus-Sized Shootout
    Full-Figured Shootout
    XXL Shootout
    Gravitationally Challenged Shootout
    Land Barge Challenge


    and I think I found the trophy girl

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  10. Brian Stefina

    Brian Stefina Well-Known Member

    Barge fest? Big and Tall Shootout?

    Yes you did Rob.......but I can't remember it.... :Do No:

    As far as poor ole Charlie being thrown under the bus....

    Hardley, that guy can hold his own and dish it out with the best of us! :laugh: :beer

    I watched that 13.15 and said where the hell did that come from!
     
  11. Chevy454

    Chevy454 Well-Known Member

    How about...

    "Big Cars Gone Bad"

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    Hillbilly Racing Team
    Tired of AutoZone's *limited* selection? Then try the Pottery Barn!
     
  12. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    Big Cars Gone Wild ??

    maybe we can throw beads at the drivers ??
     
  13. Casey Marks

    Casey Marks Res Ipsa Loquitur

    I'm a brunette with nipples ..... I'm sure to have the most beads. :cool:
     
  14. SmallHurst

    SmallHurst The Polyglas Pimp!

    Bad mental image! :eek2: At least I was not drinking something, it would be coming out my nose and covering the computer screen right now! We want to keep this a family event! And I will answer the question before it gets asked.... No Dave, no short pants and no thong moonings! :moonu: That is enough to make me not want to come to these events! :blast:
     
  15. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    now how am I going to get down the track with a seeing eye dog running beside the car ???
     
  16. Chuck Lombardi

    Chuck Lombardi R.I. BIG Blocks

    Bbgw

    The winner of BBGW (big bodies gone wild) could get a free membership to "Curves" or "Jenny Craig" or cake of the month club.

    Now the loser...umm I've got it.
    The loser will have to make out with Casey & fondle his nipples. :laugh:
    Yeah thats it.
    We could broadcast the whole scenario with a webcam directly any "Hemi vs Buick" forum and/or website.

    That there's a reason for some fierce competition.

    You guys really bring out the creativity in me. :Comp:

    Casey, I have latex allergies.
     
  17. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    Hey, we're sneaking up on the magic number of pages for threads on this topic. As soon as we hit 5 pages, let's start another! :Dou: :Dou:
     
  18. rdl

    rdl ...stocker 'n stocker

    Cancel my previous endorsement. This just suddenly got too weird for my tastes. :puzzled: When did this stop being about cars?
     
  19. Chuck Lombardi

    Chuck Lombardi R.I. BIG Blocks

    Cars?

    This is about cars?
    I'm sorry, must've confused myself during my hysterical typing >wrong forum.
    Boy, I am embarassed.

    I guess that post on BigWomenNeedLoveTOo_Org definitely doesn't make sense to all the honeys'.

    That thing got a Hemi?
     
  20. Brian Stefina

    Brian Stefina Well-Known Member

    Way to go Chuck.....

    After reading that I can see Rusty out back burning his PC. :laugh:
     

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