This is why us Corvette Guys are the coolest of all

We are going to build our own drag strip..........

http://www.bgdailynews.com/articles/2008/05/20/opinion/our_opinion/opinion1.txt

cars with back seats need not apply :Brow:

 

I wonder if I can get the gold chains and necklace concession franchise at the new track?

 

I hear they're also going to sell parking/blinker light bulbs at 50% off for Vette owners.

Instead, I they should sell replacement light switches...they're obviously 100% defective from the factory since the damned parking lights are stuck on all the time. After all, the only thing that looks dumber than having them on all the time is having one bulb burned out, right?!? :bla: :laugh:

Devon

 

...The park will include a 1.5-mile drag strip...

I'm gonna have to dial up the rev-limiter to run there...ou:

 

What about the extra small condoms and Viagra sales stand.:3gears:

 

thats funny

 

I always thought that Corvette owners were "coolest of all" because of the snazzy wardrobe choices they have...............




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Steve, that's the funniest thing I've read this year.

 

Ohhhh, you guys are mean.....:laugh:

 

If they all stay by themselves at least they won't be embarrased by the kids making faces at them out the back window as Pop blows by in the LTD Wagon, with wood grain.:bla: :bla:

 

As a long time Corvette owner, viagra distributor, gold chain salesman, and purveyor of shiny race style jackets, I am highly offended at the tone of this thread. I just happened to read this while trying to slip my newest gold chain over my freshly coiffed pompadour. Your rude and insensitive comments caused me to drop my dentures into my bran flakes. Tone it down now, or you'll soon see a contingent of fellows in tight fiberglass pants (with corvette emblems of course) at your doorstep. We are not to be trifled with, our social customs have been evolving since 1953. The one finger wave, the nod, parking lights in the daytime, and of course, our crowning achievement, the patent on the word SURVIVOR, should serve to you as notice, that we are the chosen few of the automotive world.

Guido J. Mehoff

 

and, of course, we brought you 11.54 @ 121.27 :moonu:

 

I hereby nominate this post as "Post of the Year" :laugh:

 

But vettes are sports cars not MUSCLE cars!!!!!! How can they be put into the same category???

 

Until the new track opens, the Corvette guys will be hanging around at the beach!

 

tom is correct, i love my 66 l79. i use it with the top down. when it gets humid and hot i plump my lazy ass in nail. jim

 

WHEW! Talk about a hot flash, that looks like a recent picture of Phil MyCrackin at last year's Corvette bachelor auction.:kodak:

 

Awww G,

You promised you would never post that pic of me. It was private. But, I have since lost 3 lbs. and my hips don't get pinched so much now when I'm drivin' w/ the top down and my comb-over flapping in the wind. :TU:

 

"ust happened to read this while trying to slip my newest gold chain over my freshly coiffed pompadour. Your rude and insensitive comments caused me to drop my dentures into my bran flakes."

Don't you mean comb-over?


Ok... sorry. I couldn't help myself. :Brow: