This is why us Corvette Guys are the coolest of all

Discussion in 'The "Pure" Stockers' started by Donny Brass, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    Vette boys are probably out having their nails done, so I'll answer this easy one. Cobras were not a production car. See the rules for details. :bglasses:
     
  2. whamo

    whamo 454 71 skylark custom

    what makes them not a production car? They were produced and qualified as a production car in the 1960's. Sounds like some corvette lovers were writing the rules to me.
     
  3. fjr340gts

    fjr340gts Grocery Getter

    Actually the rules were written by a couple of Pontiac guys!!
    To paraphrase the rules, the car must have come off the regular production assembly line. "Specialty" cars such as the Cobra, S/S Hemi Dart-'Cuda, aluminum front end Mopars are considered as such. Even though the NHRA and various road race organizations recogized them as "production", the PSMCDR does not. Their house, their rules. I'm kinda glad they don't. It helps maintain the ~charm~ of the cars and the event. :bglasses: :bglasses:

    Now back to your regularly scheduled Corvette owner bashing......................
     
  4. Tim Clary

    Tim Clary Well-Known Member

    I think we've had this debate before about a dozen times.
    But just to be one of the crowd here it goes.

    Corvette fags!!!:moonu:
     
  5. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    only Timmy wold yell 'fags' and follow it up by bending over and dropping trousers......

    and even realize what he has done........... :idea2:
     
  6. Jeff Mann

    Jeff Mann Well-Known Member

    :spank: :laugh:
     
  7. Gasoline

    Gasoline Pitbulls and Kudzu

    Humm, I suppose I do need to work on my karma....ok! alot.

    But when it turns and karma smiles on me, I have room in the shop for a Black Sting Ray, 4 speed, blood red leather interior, any motor, and matching saddle buckle black boots. I have always wanted one. Dare say, I would even move a Buick out to make room.

    Also Broadway Joe is an absolute hero of mine. Consider it a compliment. In the day, I bet you that "no ordinary Joe", had a Corvette.
     
  8. BlackGold

    BlackGold Well-Known Member

    That is simply not true. Every Corvette owner I know changes his Brylcreem once, sometimes twice a week.
     
  9. jdk971

    jdk971 jim karnes

    brylcreem? i don't know about that. i have a monkeybutt growing up there.
    and i loose a few hairs every time i fly down the road with top down. i have both a nail and a vette and enjoy them both. jim
     
  10. MikeN

    MikeN Well-Known Member

    That's how we remain competitive swimming within a sea of Hemis. :Brow:
     
  11. fjr340gts

    fjr340gts Grocery Getter

    Three Hemis at the 2007 PSMCDR is more like a puddle rather than a sea.....:grin:
    How many StinkRays were in attendance at the 2007 PSMCDR?? I felt like I was at the Bloomington Gold event instead. Everywhere you walked you were tripping over another Corvette............:beer
     
  12. L78racer

    L78racer undistinguished

    List of models from results sheet. Looks like a nice mix.

    Yenko Camaro
    442
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    442
    AAR Cuda
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    AMX
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    Biscayne
    Camaro SS396
    Camaro Z-28
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    Catalina 2+2
    Catalina 2+2
    Centurian
    Challenger
    Challenger RT
    Challenger TA
    Charger RT
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    Chevelle SS396
    Chevelle SS396
    Chevelle SS396
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    Chevelle SS454
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    Chevelle SS454
    COPO Camaro
    Corvette
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    Cougar Eliminator
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    Custom 300
    Custom S
    Cutlass S
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    Cyclone
    Dart GTS
    Dart Swinger 340
    Dart Swinger 340
    Duster 360
    Fairlane 500
    Firbird 400 conv
    Firbird 400 conv
    Firebird 350
    Firebird 400
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    Firebird 400
    Firebird Formula
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    GS 350
    GS 400
    GS 455
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    Hemi Cuda
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  13. Brian Stefina

    Brian Stefina Well-Known Member

    Why is there so many of them *$%@'n Monterey's. :laugh:

    I have to admit one of my early P/S inspirations was a four speed '63 Vette at the first Milan track rentals....

    Man.....he beat the living stink out of it.

    Far cry from the Bloomington crowd.

    :TU: to the Vette drag racers.

    (just don't get a big head about it like Donny :laugh: )
     
  14. sailbrd

    sailbrd Well-Known Member

    Lets get back on track here. I thought this thread was about Corvette owners jokes! :pp
     
  15. Paul Vitale

    Paul Vitale Owner of a XXL SS

    Hey I can help you with that description and color combo and still have room for the wife and kids to come along... Maybe even tow the vette behind it...

    Paul
     
  16. hemibuster

    hemibuster Well-Known Member

    Another vett owner accessory which a guy i work with got for fathers day.......Pocket Watch>>>>> Who the F...k wears a pocket watch. He's proud must be like a secret handshake in the vett world.
     
  17. GSX-PKV

    GSX-PKV registered user

    Now that California allows same sex "marriage"... I wonder if many Corvette owners will head out there to take advantage of the new law. :beer
     
  18. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    nah, we are having too much fun driving your girlfriend around topless for that crap....
     
  19. fjr340gts

    fjr340gts Grocery Getter

    You're just using them as bait to lure in other men......... :puzzled:
     
  20. L78racer

    L78racer undistinguished

    hey! it matches my eyebrows. :cool:

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