If you race, then win a high dollar prize, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at a FAST race. If you race, then a bikini babe hands you a $3.00 trophy, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at a Stock Appearing Drag race. If you race, then a dude hands you a $3.00 trophy, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at a SuperCarShootout race. If you race, then a mullet dude hands you a $3.00 trophy, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at a Mopar Nationas race. If you race, then a dude tells you your air cleaner wing nut is incorrect, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at a Bloomington Gold race. If you race, then a dude offers to sell you his car, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at Tom Miller's house. If you go to a race, and all the cars are orange, then BBQ, and go home, you were probably at Terry Pennington's house. I hope this helps........... :laugh:
If you race, go out in the first round, skip the BBQ, and then drive 1000 miles to get to work in the morning, you were probably at a NSCA/NMCA race... :af: :laugh:
If you race, then BBQ, then BS:3gears: , get no trophy, then have to reserve your hotel room in February---- Then your at the Pure Stock Drags!!!!
If you race, then BBQ, then banjo music starts up in the distance, and go home nervous, you were probably at a Missouri race.
If you pay a high entry fee,sit in line for entry for 2 hours at dark thirty in the morning, sit in a 3 hour tech line, get hassled in tech about a hundred things that dont affect anything on your STREET DRIVEN CAR that runs 13s and you DROVE TO THE TRACK in at 80 mph, and you go about 17 rounds, and win, and get a 2.oo trophy and told hurry up and leave, we want to lock up, it is surely a west coast NHRA RACE!
You guys have got me all excited , I just can't wait to be involved in one of these exciting events . Think I will go as spectator so I don't have to sit in tech lines or staging lanes , just eat BBQ , b/s and watch the women . Then drive home and get there when I get there .
Sounds like my future in a golf cart! I like it! :beers2: :beers2: Good post, Donny, love your creativity.
Donny, Come on down to KCIR this fall. Nothing to be nervous about unless you can't handle the 'Man-Pedal'. :blast:
If you race, and you can't hear your own car to tell when to shift, your probably at one of the above events making a pass next to Donny's Vette with the obnoxious side exhaust:TU: Your funny Donny:laugh:
If you're at home and Tim Clary and Donny Brass aren't spinning wrenches like hell wouldn't have it .... you must not be at ANY race. :beers2:
If you race and there's nobody else there in a car like yours, and you get to watch Jr Dragsters for 3 of the 4 hours you're there waiting for your second....or maybe even your first time trial, then you must be at the OCA "race" in Milan.
