‘86 Regal T Type, two tone paint, seller crazy and verbose...

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cto/d/real-buick-type/6721332903.html

The ad reads like it’s code-some message buried in the text for a spy, but sadly I don’t think that’s the case here.
Patrick

 

Super rare. A WH1 with pillow leather seats. What a shame.

And yeah, now I have a headache after reading that ad. Using periods in his write up would help.

 

I thought I was bad for writing books, but man, this guy has me beat by a mile. I couldn't even finish reading it. Paragraphs and punctuation were created for a reason, I assume they don't teach that in schools anymore?

 

Super long

 

I guna otter hem 2500 dolers mabi he takes it r he mite says no butt u nevor no

 

Rough as a night in Jail....

 

What a maroon,

 

im amused...grimly,but amused.
all these other ads for cars and people wanting 20-30 grand for them,and they have 1 or two pics on the ad.
this guy,has 19 pics...lol !

 

You get this Buick for what it might be good deal for maybe someone maybe you like it I do Buick like

 

back in The day muncle had corvettes in the dsy their no match for this car he ssid back in the day ehrn it wasn’t busted up by rocks but thr window frames are still ther the glass is broke but the shards arnt rusty tha wholes are good just need Buick glass i dunit pulled the Brian carpet and whooled the frammits out fllormasters sn elderbrocks danged ol card fly danged ol corvettes got no danged ol gitup Buick be gone. Mmhmm dont call me Boomhower or Slingblade but i do like french fryed taters danged ol mmmhmm dont try no thousand dollars but cant go up but i go doen jyst not that much.

 

Hmm, ignition tumbler broke out with a screwdriver and no title. Interesting.

 

If you go, Hugger, be careful. There's punk a$$ kids afoot, and look how riled up they got this guy.

 

What a pile... So the neighborhood JD's broke out all the windows, but you never covered it up? You let it rain in it for years and years...
For that kind of money you can buy running, driving, all glass intact Turbo T's!

 

Your name Griner?

What you wanna know for?

Can you and your brother drive two cars down to Aintry for us?

Drive 'em down there for what?

Me and my buddy here are taking a canoe trip down the Cahulawassee. We'd like our cars to be down in Aintry when we get there. Be there about Sunday noon.

Canoe trip?

That's right, a canoe trip.

What the hell you wanna go **** around with that river for?

Because it's there.

 

Go for it, Ethan. Its a real shame, but its one hell of a good parts car. I’d say he wouldn’t be too far off if he had the title, but without it he’s dreaming.

 

In Georgia, no title, no problem, as long as the VIN doesn’t come back as stolen. If anyall’s innerested, Ikin havit chect owt. The VIN that is-car’s two hours from me. But get me a VIN and I can verify that it’s registerable.
Patrick

 

.....and its had so much attention to detail over all these years. what a shame.

 

He's asking $7200 for it.... That might be a fair price if the windows weren't broken and the car allowed to sit outside for a couple years in that condition. Yea, hard pass.

 

Yet another reason why you shouldn’t write up a Craigslist ad after taking two Ambien, then drinking a 12-pack to chase down the 4 OxyContin you took after smoking a half bag of weed.

 

Funny thing is seller said don't go making no $1000 offer but in current condition that would be a fair price for that pile of misery. He is very misinformed on the value. Sadly it's trashed with a sketchy proof of ownership. The jds probably put crap in the engine too.