Alex has to go pick his kids up from school. The hyena and I will be dropped off at the roost. I have a lot of beer in me. I will survive.
We came home from boating. The screech owl did not find the chairs or sign funny. I laughed and told her my wife said I can do this.
Oh yes, I am buzzing and stoned. My fingers are not working well. Jane with the chair set up. She was not happy with her sign. She said, "I never walk out into the sand." LIAR!!! I told her you've done it for 10 years! I'll show you pictures!!! I'd love to show her pictures of the recliner when they leave. I have pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not the picture I wanted to show you all. My youngest son helped me turn the recliner upside down. But, this is what they left me when I had ONE arm!!! I
Good morning all! Day 4 I am up early enough this morning, 6:30, to see where the screech owl is going to make her mess pecking at her crummy bagel. But first I want to know, is she trying to burn the kitchen down making her bagel? Every year I have to remind her to pull the toaster out from under the the kitchen cabinet. I haven't been up early enough to see if she is doing that.
STRESS!!! I want to kill! First I want to say I was correct on all the above accusations. I went inside just in time to see her fire up the toaster, still under the cabinets! I asked her nicely to pull the toaster out from under the cabinets. She said, "It doesn't matter." I told her it does matter. I went back in to see her eating her bagel on the couch while holding a folded napkin on her lap!!! Right after I finish venting here I'm going to write my wife at work. I can't take this.
John, keep yer cool and try another approach. Tomorrow morning stand next to her with a fire extinguisher while she makes her bagel all the while pointing the nozzle at her. Then when she sits down to eat it on the couch roll in with your shop vac roaring and hold the hose under her chin while she eats it. If she doesn't get your point after that then call in the big guns (the wife) to finish her off.
A short terrible story. Just before my married life, probably 19 years old, the little kid next-door was bugging me. I fired off a fire extinguisher at him. I COATED him!!! 20 years later I saw him at a party, but did not recognize him. He walked up to me and said, Would you have ever sprayed a fire extinguisher at a little kid? I said, Oh my God no, that's a terrible thing to do. This guy just stood there looking at me. I thought about it for a moment and then I said, holy sheet! I did do that once. This kid said, that was me. I have lung cancer now. My doctor said the fire extinguisher did not cause it. I felt so terrible for just a minute.
John, do you have a go pro? If so wear it on your head or something and video tape these ordeals tomorrow morning I want to watch. Yes I'm that sick morbid guy who laughs when people get hurt and such
69Rivi, aren't you a John too? I don't have a GoPro. Bummer! We came back from lunch today. Hyena says to me, "My mom drives me up the wall. Got stuck sitting next to her at lunch and she talked my head off!" Then when little Dick and the screech owl got back hyena got in a fight with her. He called her stupid. She said, I'm not stupid. I soooo badly wanted to disagree! They're ALL stupid!
John, I see an opportunity here! Get the Go Pro and start a series or diary on You Tube. You have a fan base already here on Jim's site. I have my wife hooked, she asks what is going on with John every day. Stay safe.
