Be prepared John, they'll be eager to tell you about the weather here in the Cincy area. Last night we got 6 to 10 inches (got 8 at my house) of the white stuff with a storm due later today, and another Saturday night followed by plummeting temperatures. Those Penguins will be happy to roost at your place since prognosticator Punxsutawney PHIL saw his shadow meaning 6 more weeks of inlaws for you! Tell them they must be missing Grippo potato chips and Skyline Chili. Maybe they'll jump in the car sooner.
Dang Brian, that's a lot of snow!!! Send me down some Grippo potato chips and Skyline chili please! I'll take an 8 pack of Little Kings cream ale also. We used to go to Cincy all the time when our kids were small. Once they grew up, well not so much. When my oldest son was 14 we went boating in the Ohio River with a jonboat and 9.9 hp outboard. We found an old abandoned 16 foot runabout in the Little Miami river. I think Shawnee Park? We dragged it back to the boat ramp, loaded it up on a borrowed boat trailer, and brought it home. (Florida) It's a 1959 Lone Star boat. It kinda looks like a cross between the Batmobile, and a 1957 Chevy. I needed a new transom and we got a great deal on a 2001 40 Hp Mercury. He still has that boat, and gets comments every where we go!!!
My neck of the woods. Did you know there is a WWI / WW2 ship just across the Ohio river and slightly downstream from there? USS Sachem. https://www.google.com/search?clien...BegQIAxAB&cshid=1612967207066&biw=360&bih=560
Good news, and bad news... I've heard the penguins talking about a "leaving date," but it comes with 2 rotten eggs. The hyena will be flying in to drive them home. He's coming for a week. No, no, no!!! I HATE his stupid laugh, and his beer bottle caps are EVERYWHERE!!! Also coming down is retard Joe. My wife's nephew. This kid, 21 years old, follows me like a magnet! First thing in the morning he's sitting right next to me as I sip my coffee. I chain smoke just to keep him away. It doesn't work! I AM NOT taking a week off to entertain them!!! I will find more chores to do. Anything but hang out with them! I truly am at my wits end. I can't take them any longer! I want my house back. I want my privacy. I want silence!!! Even my grand kids are showing signs of stress. I saw my grand daughter come in the house to use the bathroom. When she finished she literally ran to the back door to avoid the screech owl talking to her. Seriously, that's pretty bad when a 6 year old comes up with defensive moves to avoid talking to the screech owl. Yesterday I made an interesting shrimp dish for dinner. The best part about it... "They" don't eat any seafood. It was so much fun, as I prepared all the ingredients, just knowing they weren't going to eat any of it. They got take out. That was fun to watch also. Even though they've been here for waaaaaaaay to long, they haven't gotten used to our late dinner time yet. Everyday, starting at 5 o'clock, they start talking about being hungry. We're not eating till 7:30, or 8 o'clock. The Dick just sits on the couch patiently waiting for his feed time. (The Dick just came outside. He immediately had to tell me what the weather was in Cincinnati. I DON'T CARE!!! I'm sure the owl told him all the news. "Morning John." "It's 17 in Cincinnati." "Sure is a beautiful day down here." I just nod and continue typing away. I'm thinking... "It would really be a beautiful day if you all weren't here!!!) Back to the hunger games... The owl continues gulping her cheapazz wine and talking to anyone who will listen. By the time my wife gets them food they tear into it like wild animals! Trash... These animals make a lot of trash! When they were gone for a week, our kitchen trash can remained basically empty. We recycle a lot. Them... they were barely back 4 days and the kitchen trash was over flowing! They go through so many snacks, and the wrappers go in the trash. I refuse to take it out. They sure as hell aren't going to do anything. I guess my wife took it out? If I go in the house right now I can already predict their every move. The Dick is in the kitchen right now, looking at all the cereal selections. This takes forever, and then he picks the same cereal as the day before. He'll pour his cereal in a bowl, then very carefully cut 1/2 a banana into his cereal. When he's finished he'll just get up, leave the cereal box on the counter, along with his bowl and spoon, and the remaining half of a banana , get a coffee cup, pour himself a cup of Jane's hot, brown water, and walk outside. I guess room service will clean up his mess??? Recycling... I know they don't recycle. We do. It's not that hard to figure out what goes in the yellow and blue bin. You won't believe the things they put in these containers. I find used tissue paper in the recycle bins. I find the plastic wrappers from chips in the recycle bin. No, no, no. These people are flat out stupid! Oh well, enough for today. I have to go find something to do or they'll try to talk to me. More later...
I'm still alive, and I didn't kill anyone today. My truck is getting another rebuilt transmission. That's a story in itself, but we're not going there. The tranny guy, actually a friend, told me to get a new radiator. Yes, I trashed that transmission! So I'm removing my radiator. The Dick, I'm thinking of a new name, maybe Freaky Guy, is watching me from about 5 feet away. Oh yes, "Freaky Guy." He's on the sidewalk with his cane and other old person garb. Believe me, the sidewalk "watching area" is way better than standing at the entrance to my garage!!! I got the radiator out and the mess all cleaned up. My son, Alex, came over. We went to our buddy's upholstery shop. He's got a business license and can get parts from wholesaler's. I got a new radiator for $120.87!!! Very nice. Advanced Auto wanted $199. Good morning! I got back home. It's hot down here. A record high of 88 yesterday. I get home and the birds are inside. More nice! Before I knew it the flatazz, buzzard came outside. She put her chair right on the sidewalk going to the porch, or garage side door. "I'm not in your way, am I?" Sorry, you asked the question. Guilty conscious be otch? 2 can play this game. She's relaxing, reading a dumb azz book. I put on some rock and roll on the garage stereo, and blast it!!! Goodbye birdie!!! Today was neighbor John's wife's birthday. Dang, John got home and made a ton of delicious ribs. My son's wife made Puerto Rican mash potatoes. More delicious! It's mash potatoes with fresh, cold apple slices in it. You'll like it!!! The best part of the party... Freaky Guy and the Screech Owl did not come over!!! So nice conversing with friends and family without the conversation dominator!!!!! We had a great time! Unfortunately I have to go to my other blog on the V8 forum. The 4th annual South Florida Buick Get Together. Make sure you "like me." I get $25 per like. Awesome!!!!
Day 200 of prison. Not really, but it sure feels like it! I just want my house back. I want my privacy. I want to wake up and NOT say good morning to anyone. (That would be a GREAT morning!!!) I want to wake up and not see a pile of crumbs sitting in front of the toaster, or on the counter top, or on the dining room table. I unfortunately watched her make her crummy bagel this morning. Why she thinks she can slice her bagel, and butter it, on a FOLDED UP napkin!!! It clearly DOES NOT WORK!!! Crumbs are all over the place! I want to drink my coffee out of my coffee maker! I have been a 2nd class citizen in my house since the start of this year. Last week when I made MY fresh pot of potent coffee I touched the handle to the coffee pot. OMG!!! It was slimy as can be! I'm sure it was from her buttered hands after making her bagel. Disgusting!!! It's sooooo unfortunate that they over stay their welcome! I wake up angry every day. That is NOT me. Right now she's standing outside looking my way. She's watching my TV news. GO AWAY!!! My fingers are shaking and it's not cause I'm lacking alcohol! Freaky guy... I can't tell you how many times I've gotten stuck behind his slow azz. Get out of my way! When I'm working on something, always, he has the most uncanny way of standing in my way. Here he comes now. He's literally standing halfway into the porch, door wide open, letting out the A/C. He finally left the porch. They are going to take their morning walk. That's exercise? They walk soooo slow. I know their heart rate doesn't even go up. That's why they are here. So he can take his 3 times a day walk around the block. Really? I think NOT!!! They are here to mooch off of me, make a mess in my house, get in my way, and cause my normally excessively happy brain to be angry.
This thread is OVER! (I killed them tonight!) LMAO!!! Or at least it will be severely cut next year. Today I had, in my opinion, the worst day of my life!!! I'm watching my Kindergarten grandson because he coughed to much in class last Friday. Dam CHINESE virus! I LOVE my grandson!!!!!!!!! I look forward to the next 10 days of his out of school suspension!!!!!! We have him set up in our foyer. That way the animals don't walk through his online classroom. They also can't talk in the house, or his classroom will hear them. More awesome!!! Why is this thread going to end? I spent the day, with my grandson, inside watching them. I am disgusted!!!!!! By lunch time there were soooooooooooooooo many crumbs on the kitchen counter that I had to get a napkin and brush their crumbs aside just to make JC3 lunch. So disgusting. My hands were shaking as I made him lunch. Their breakfast crap was all around the sink, on the counter. Serious crumbs were every where!!! I WILL NOT clean up their mess!!! I watched the Be othch make her morning mess, every where! I watched Freaky guy make his usual mess. It ALL sat there till their lunch time. No, it did not go away. The screech owl made Freaky guy his usual, burnt, hamburger fried on our stove. Grease every where!!! Salt all over the stove top, and on the counter. More crumbs! All left for hours. Such slobs!!! I HATE THEM!!! After Freaky guy ate his messy, greasy burger, he opened up a new bag of chips. I watched him eat chips standing in the middle of the kitchen, stuffing his mouth full of chips, as the crumbs fell on the floor. I could've killed!!!! How did I solve my problem, and come up with an ending to this thread? This is going to be good! Some of you might think I broke into my stash of left over pain pills from when my left shoulder was busted. Nope! Those pills do make you feel good, but my mind hurts, not my body. I have to wait........ My son Alex wants to have a BIG family Get Together at their place on Lake Cumberland, in Kentucky, this coming 4th of July. My family, and friends that we invited are going to far over take their family. Noooo, it will not be the Hatfield's and McCoy's. We're going to have a good time!!! Right after that trip, I will simply write them a letter and tell them I will give the 2 weeks maximum. They can choose their 2, TWO weeks. Perhaps come for a week, go visit the "flock" for a week on the west coast, come back for a week, and LEAVE!!! I will NEVER allow myself to be used like this again!!!! Now I'm going to write my lovely, enabling wife, a real nice Email telling her of my plans on her school board Email. More laughing my azz off!!!!
I did write my wife last night. I finished my Email around 2:15 AM. I told her exactly how I felt. Can't wait till she comes home today. Can't wait to see her face. I Emailed her at work just 10 minutes ago. You'll never believe this, but it is true. I wake up this morning, and go in the bathroom to take a pee. While I'm sitting on the toilet she walks in, washes her ugly azz face, and starts combing her hair. Yes, the bathroom door WAS CLOSED before she walked in. I stood up, pulled my pants up, and walked out. She said, "Oh sorry. I didn't know you were in here. Could I have some privacy please!!! I could just call 911 and have the police escort them off of my property. Interesting... Now I'm going to go run the blower in the front yard just to irritate them. Life's a beach!!!!!
Wait... Did the Screech Owl walk in on YOU while YOUI were in the bathroom, and SHE wants privacy??? DEFINITELY time to "clear the roost"!!!! a long time ago.
Hypothetically speaking, I’ve heard that green antifreeze is almost tasteless when mixed with something really sweet (iced tea? sugary mixed drink?) but if more than one person succumbs there’ll be an investigation. Food for thought. Patrick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Turner_(murderer)
First Patrick.... you are not lying! I saw one of those murder mystery documentaries. This lady killed her police officer husband first, and then her second fireman husband. If it wasn't for the two guys picky sisters she would have gotten away with it. Crazy!!!
PS... I gotta tell the truth. I was drunk last night. I woke up drunk. I sat on the toilet to take a pee, and I fell back asleep. The door WAS closed!!!! Gross!!!!!
My wife didn't even get mad at the lengthy Email I wrote her. Awesome!!! She even cleaned up the entire kitchen, including the microwave that her stupid mother blew an egg up in. Can't wait for them to leave!!!
If it was me I would use their arrival as a reason for me to go somewhere else for my own vacation. My hat is off to you John, I am a person that is unable to keep my mouth shut. My wife always tells people not to ask me what I think, because you may not like what I have to say. Keith
In 1 minute I could say good morning. I had a really good day!!! This is all kinda off topic. I think you'll like it. I'm teaching again. I know, that sounds crazy! Last Friday my grandson coughed to much in class. 10 day out of school suspension! I'm joking, about the suspension, not the 10 days. So I volunteered to take him in the morning, 7:30 till 2 PM, (Doesn't seem like just the morning?) and help him with "virtual school." First, I must say, MY grand kids are GREAT!!! I miss them when they don't come over. (Not worried. They live 10 houses north of me. I see them almost everyday!) So I'm helping my 5 year old kid when the computer gets stuck. I didn't realize it, but I guess I was on his webcam, and in his class. Dang, I hope that's not when I was picking my nose!!! JC1, JC2, and JC3 took my 68 convertible to go pick up the grand daughter from school dismissal. The music teacher is the first person you see in the car line. He points at me, starts laughing, and says, "You were in my class today!" "Good job!" I had just finished mowing the yard, was sweaty as heck, had no shirt on, and I might have picked my nose? Then he told my grandson, John, good job! I said Thank you! He said, "I was talking to John." We all started laughing and said, "We're all Johns!" It was funny! We pickup Holley, like a carburetor. As we drove past the other car driven kids waiting to get picked up we heard a group of boys yell, "Look at Holley in that cool car!" That was cool!!! We drove out to GSFred's house. If you know Fred, he's AWESOME!!!!!!!! What a cool friend!!! We hung out with with Fred for awhile. He's getting a BEAUTIFUL 1967 white on white on white, convertible GS400, 4 speed ready for the Buick Get Together next weekend. (Oh you know it. Fred has his wife punching the buttons on the "magic machine" in his barn making him new parts, and then bringing them down to him!) By the way, his wife, Joanette, is AWESOME too!!! We had a GREAT time even though we brought my "Free Range", named by Fred, grand kids to terrorize his neighborhood. A BIG smile! Somewhere during our conversations with Fred, JC2 complains about me stopping at the last minute with my junk azz drum brakes. Everything about my junk azz brakes are brand new, including those BIG BAD aluminum front drums! On the way home, on a very busy 6 lane, haul butt state road, traffic comes to a screeching halt! I slammed on my junk azz brakes. Whoa! Those babies worked perfectly!!! Skidded all 4 tires in a straight line with wide tires. We slowed down sooo fast that a GIANT grinding sound showed up after we slowed down and were back to normal. (No such thing!) We thought one of the side pipes had fallen off. Nope. Turns out that Holley's book bag, that was on the drive shaft hump in the backseat, slammed into my shifter and put us in Park as we were still doing about 25 MPH. What a crazy noise! All's good, and I still have a pretty car with a nice front end. Nice! The "animals" went to the screech owl's sister's house for the day. Oh "Thank Heaven for 7 Eleven!!!!!!" Had dinner at JC2's house. I hope you find humor in this. We do! My son married a beautiful Puerto Rican woman. She already has 2 awesome daughters from her previous marriage, 22 and 25 years old now. Yes, she's the Cougar. Until they had Holley, JC2 was the white guy in the family. LMAO!!! JC2 and Mayra had my 2, most beautiful grand kids!!! Holley is as white as white can be. Dirty blonde colored hair, and very cool hazel eyes. JC3 looks as Spanish as Spanish can be. He is my buddy!!! Here it comes... Tuesday we went to this Mexican restaurant for $.99 margaritas. Awesome!!! Dinner is good too, for lunch the next day! JC3 does NOT want to go. "I hate Mexican food!" So JC2 and Holley stayed at my house with the animals. At dinner I'm talking about the food we got the other night at dinner. From the mouths of babes...... JC2 says, "I don't like Mexican food, and I hate Mexicans!" Then he says, "Mom's a Mexican." We all busted out laughing!!! The older sisters came to mom's rescue. If Mom's Mexican, than you're Mexican. Are you ready...... Instantly John says, "I was born in Florida!" We died laughing!!!!!!! I could go on..... If you read this in the morning, have a GREAT day you working fools. Oh dang, I gotta help the little guy tomorrow.
OMG!!! I WANT TO RIP MY EYES OUT!!! This morning I got up, walked to the porch to get my coffee / water cup, and went back in the house towards the kitchen. Here goes, I can't believe I'm going to relive this! As I round the dining room and head towards the kitchen there she is... Up against the counter, hovering over the toaster, praying to the bagel Gods. Then, I saw her kick her left foot backwards, then her right foot, and then, then, I saw her doing butt squats!!!!!!!!! I FREAKED! I ran back out to the porch to collect my thoughts. What had I just seen? What was she doing? It might have been a simple stretching exercise, but it looked sooooo bad, and gross! I'm going to be stuck with that image until I get drunk and forget tonight. YUCK!!!!! Last night I wrote my wife another "lovely" Email. I told her that I am soooo tired of eating her father's menu! Last night was some kinda big chunks of meat, (Looked like stew meat to me!) along with mash potatoes and potato salad. REALLY??? 2 kinds of potatoes? Where are the F***ing vegetables!!!!!!! I don't think I've seen veggies in weeks! Sooooooo tired of them!
