1. Did you notice that several years ago, everything got different? 2. I never read memoirs; the last thing I need is someone else's memories. I have all I can do to deal with my ouwn. 3. It takes two scales to find out how much one scale weighs. 4. In this era of "maxi," "mega," and "meta," you know what we don't have anymore? "Super-duper." I miss that. 5. Suggestion to ignore: "Greg, you go out and draw their fire. I'll sneak up on them from behind." 6.The only thing High-Definition TV will do is provide sharper images of the garbage. 7. Have you noticed that some companies now call their menial employees "associates?" They're trying to make them feel better in spite of subsistence salaries. "Associates" is a very slippery job title. Don't be fooled by it. 8. There are patriotic vegetarians in the American Legion who will only eat animals that were killed in combat. 9. Peg Leg Bates Jr.'s sole ambition was to follow in his father's footstep. 10. When I was a kid I remember saying, "Cross my heart and hope to die." I'd like to confess now that I never really meant the second part. 11. Christian deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" 12. Sea World should have a special aquarium that features fish sticks. 13. Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints? 14. If you listen to his voice carefully without looking at the TV, Ted Koppel sounds like he is taking a dump. 15. If a movie is described as a "romantic comedy", you can usually find me next door playing pinball. 16,The mayfly lives only one day. Sometimes it rains. My life ain't that bad. 17.You know how to tell when a moth farts? It flies in a straight line. 18. It's time to start slapping people. 19. Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are they real? 20. After the hurricane is gone, what do people do with all that extra plywood? Forgive me. I went to the doc today and he gave me some good med's. Gotta go take some more. I may have more to post later. I'm out!
.... was the medication for stress?o No: do a search on "stress test" I think it was posted yesterday on the board..... :beer will always take care of it
More and more stores are now calling their customers "Guests". :moonu: And I've yet to be offered a drink when I walk through the door! :laugh:
