ever change another heater resistor in a Dodge Dynasty! 10 Chew on aluminum foil 9 Block an NFL kickers punt with my unmasked face 8 Call Stone Cold Steve Austin a sissy to his face 7 Go barefoot bumper surfing on a gravel road 6 Attach vice grips to my ear lobes 5 Stick my hand in a clutch fan 4 Perform self surgery with a rusty hack saw blade 3 Sit, legs open, at the end of a bowling alley 2 Extract some of my teeth with pliers and Ice cubes 1 Stick my shredded hands in a bag of salt!
That's not so bad, all you need is a small pair of Japanese hands to do the job, now grab your meat cleaver and go find some..lol