-There's nothing like the Christmas season to put a little bounce in your checks. -A boy and his dad ventured into the woods to bring home a Christmas tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found. As the afternoon turned into evening, the temp dropped 10 degrees, and the wind started to blow. Still no tree. Fianally, the boy spoke up: "Dad I really think we'd better take the next tree we see, weather it has lights on it ot not" -A man bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about the extravagant gift, a freind said "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did" the man replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep."
