Another Test: Liberal, Conservative, or Texan?

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by jamyers, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. jamyers

    jamyers 2 gallons of fun

    OK, Are you a Liberal, Conservative, or Texan at heart? Be Truthful now, you'll only be lying to yourself...

    But This IS a Test, and there ARE wrong answers...


    The Question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes running around the corner at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Colt .45, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    The Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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    The Conservative Answer:

    BANG!
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    The Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...(sounds of magazine being ejected and a fresh one installed)...

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"

    (And yes, that=s 8 shots the first go-round. 7 in the magazine, and 1 in the chamber. Isn=t that how YOU carry?
    :blast:
     
  2. Woodie

    Woodie Well-Known Member

    Smoke'm if you got em!!!

    Semper Fi.

    Michael
     
  3. PackerBacker

    PackerBacker Blake's Dad

    Actually the carry of my choice is the Para Ordinance P14 - that'd be 14 in the magazine and one in the chamber for a nice tight 15 shot grouping!!! :grin:

    Why slow down for a reload if you don't have too? :laugh:

    Well - color me Texan!!!
     
  4. rtabish

    rtabish Well-Known Member

    why waste bullets, grab the kids and wife and throw them at him! he'll end up married to the old bag, living in a trailer in fresno, overweight and in a dead end job. while the kids steal from him and make his life a living hell!! GOTTCHA [​IMG] [​IMG] :laugh:
     
  5. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    We have already thrashed this one before and it started a war about beleifs so lets not get this going again please!!!!!:spank:
     

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