Classic for those of us with golfing wives. GOLFING w/WIFE: A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail, looked at its butt again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' ". "I don't remember much after that."
Golf! Now we're talking. Nothing like having your favorite car's name associated with the game you love.
Thought I'd throw this one in: A guy goes golfing with his buddy Harry. On the 11th hole Harry is struck in the head by an errant tee shot from another tee and drops dead in the fairway. The guy gets home and the wife asks him how his round went. He say's "Terrible. On the 11th hole Harry got hit by a line drive tee shot and dropped dead right in front of me". The wife replies" That must have been awful!." And he says "Yeah it was horrible, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...........
