"Bedtimes"

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by RACEBUICKS, Jun 7, 2004.

  1. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
    Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
    erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
    on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
    It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
    your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
    subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
    will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
    It will drink ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
    expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
    with
    Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
    environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
    plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
    the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also
    refill your skim milk with whole milk.
    ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
    hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
    of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone.

    If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!

    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

    Right now, as you read this,
    17 Million Americans are having SEX!

    And look at you - you're on the computer!
     
  2. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    GREAT!:af: Just got back from the vet, you said the nearest person my cat's Dead! :pp
     
  3. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    Nice one Mike, you had me moving my wallet away from the bozoputer:laugh:

    I'll pass this on to my buddy's Pontiac club site.:moonu:

    D.
     
  4. MR. BUICK '72

    MR. BUICK '72 Well-Known Member

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My leg!!!


    Oh man, right thru the monitor!

    Uh oh, what's that rumble in the basement?


    THE HEATER!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
     
  5. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    [Right now, as you read this,
    17 Million Americans are having SEX!

    And look at you - you're on the computer! [/QUOTE]

    And you were typing it:laugh: :laugh:

    Thats great Mike. LMAO
     

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