How about, "What a waste of oxygen!" Bout time you got back, Jeff - my "army" has been waning. :bglasses:
Did your parents have any children that lived?.......I had to go in early yesterday and got off early so I came home and played outside with the car.Mainly just been very busy at the hospital lately.Oh,and the computers there are sucking major arse lately.Windows 95 still !!!! :af: :blast:
Here's one I haven't heard since I was a kid growing up back East..My friend from NY reminded me. Anyone remember this one? Left flat. Like when you get ditched or stood up.." She left me Flat" Other NY specials: Fugetta boud it..= Forget about it Get the F*** outta here..= You must be kidding
My mother would always say, in response to you asking her to do/get something for you - Get it yourself, your legs ain't broke! (or "arms" if it fit) Well, hahaha on her, she can't say that to me anymore without eating her words!!!!!!!!! Another one I like to use: It cost me an arm and a leg! LITERALLY! ou: :eek2: :laugh: :laugh: Gotta laugh at myself, otherwise I'd lose what little is left of my twisted mind!
He's so ugly, he's got a face that'll make a train take a dirt road. Man, you look like death eating a soda cracker.
(Hey wait a minute, I resemble that one) How about: "your breath is so bad it could knock a vulture off a dung wagon"
A twist: My friends and I sometimes grab sayings and mix them up for fun. It really throws people at parties: Every Dog has a silver lining... A bird in the hand is worth a fish in a barrel... A penny earned is always greener on the other side... You can leed a horse to water but you can't save nine... Even a blind squirrel finds an apple a day.... A job worth doing is pound foolish... :Smarty:
