God's Helper

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by MBTex, Nov 14, 2003.

  1. 462CID

    462CID Buick newbie since '89

    Hey, if God is omnipotent and can do any thing at all, if he wanted to, he could make himself too busy. I mean, the limitless power works that way, too. Don't forget, the Christian faith also believes that God is in fact a Trinity unto Himself...they say, "His Son", but when they say that, they also mean God and the Holy Ghost, because God defies logic and can be 100% Human and 100% divine at the same time...all because God wants to, and if He wants to, he can break the rules, so...anything goes, God can do that without breaking a sweat. Of course, you could also say that God was NOT too busy, he inspired the football player, did He not? Then you could turn around and say that since God could make Himself too busy and He's omnipotent, He could schedule His time beforehand (knowing all includes knowing the future, after all), so He worked in out in His own way, so that the football player could do and say what he did and said while God was busy making himself too busy. They would call that a Mystery, something God can make a design for that we cannot fathom. What a great argument, I mean, how can you dispute that? It's impossible to counter that. He can do ANYthing, including anything that you can say He can't. So yes, He can make a corndog so big, even He could not eat it. Paradoxes do not apply to the Almighty...unless He wants them to.

    I went to Catholic school and was a royal pain in the :moonu: , can you tell?

    :grin:

    Ken good, intolerance bad:TU:
     
  2. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    Same old Ken rant. I hate God, God doesn't exsist, I hate God, God doesn't exsist, I hate God, God doesn't exsist.........:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: The only thing your rant's do is remind me to include you in my prayers.
     
  3. LAKOTA

    LAKOTA Sungakan yankahaypi mita

    The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice. A fool shows his annoyance at once,
    but a prudent man overlooks an insult. A truthful witness gives honest testimony,but a false witness tells lies.
    Reckless words pierce like a sword,
    but the tongue of the wise brings healing.Truthful lips endure forever,
    but a lying tongue lasts only a moment.
    There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil, but joy for those who promote peace. No harm befalls the righteous, but the wicked have their fill of trouble. The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in men who are truthful. A prudent man keeps his knowledge to himself, but the heart of fools blurts out folly.
     
  4. L&CKeynest

    L&CKeynest Petunia Power

    Now that was funny Chris!
     
  5. j-elzic

    j-elzic '62 Skylark

    I follow your logic, Patrick, but who's to say who the "fools" are?
     
  6. LAKOTA

    LAKOTA Sungakan yankahaypi mita

    Though you grind a fool in a mortar,
    grinding him like grain with a pestle,
    you will not remove his folly from him.
     
  7. Nicholas Sloop

    Nicholas Sloop '08 GS Nats BSA runner up

    My thoughts exactly!!!

    Patrick wrote "A prudent man keeps his knowledge to himself, but the heart of fools blurts out folly"

    Such good advice. If only someone had followed it in the first place...
     
  8. sixtynine462

    sixtynine462 Guest

    Where did you find that... in I Patrick, or II Patrick? What's the verse number? :gt:
     
  9. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    That passage would be found in Proverbs.

    Proverbs 12

    22 The LORD detests lying lips,
    but he delights in men who are truthful.

    23 A prudent man keeps his knowledge to himself,
    but the heart of fools blurts out folly.

    24 Diligent hands will rule,
    but laziness ends in slave labor.
     
  10. henry white

    henry white Well-Known Member

    ken controna i have tried to ignore your spewing of hate for god but now i got to say something. i guess you are an aetheist. if i am wrong, i am sorry to you. if i am right, i am sorry for you. why dont you go find another place to spread your hate. surely there must be a bb where your kind get together to be miserable. sheesh, cant take a joke huh ?

    moderators: if this gets any uglier, you know what to do.

    henry white
     
  11. sixtynine462

    sixtynine462 Guest

    Yeah, I know. It was a sorry attempt at a joke. I guess I should have taken the last half of vs. 23 more seriously. :laugh:
    :Dou:
    Proverbs is an amazing book. So simple, yet amazingly profound.
     
  12. Marvin's65

    Marvin's65 In progress :|

    i agree with Henry White!!

    :TU:
     
  13. KEN COTRONA

    KEN COTRONA Well-Known Member

    henry,
    who is ken controna ? what is an aetheist? just kidding, i know what you meant to type. It does make you look a bit foolish tho.
    I don't hate god, can't hate something that doesn't exist.
    I wonder if there is a board where YOU can go to praise your savior.
    You are right i am so miserable :ball: :ball: :ball: :ball:
    i better go to church, god can fix me, he can do anything, oh woah i am such a failure, :ball: i am unable to handle life by my self.
    please pity me i want your pity, look at me i am suffering oh god must have a plan for me. send me money oh lord, lots of it and dancing girls and buicks. oh i am so miserable boo hooo booo hooo:ball: :ball: :laugh:
    good input marvin,
    the board needs more insightful posts such as yours.
     
  14. Marvin's65

    Marvin's65 In progress :|

    Ken,

    That picture in your Avatar, is that you before or after God send the football player to hit you?

    Just wondering
    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  15. ethan

    ethan buicks rock!

    :sleep:
     
  16. Mike Atwood

    Mike Atwood The Green Machine

    Guys, this thread needs to end...... Please nobody add any replies to this thread and let it die the death it deserves. That includes replies to my post here........

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  17. KEN COTRONA

    KEN COTRONA Well-Known Member

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE
    and since i spent some time photoshoping,
    marvin ,the football guy was busy, so god sent the pope, it was a tough fight but I eventually got a choke and john paul tapped out.
     

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  18. Mike Atwood

    Mike Atwood The Green Machine


    Thanks Ken :grin:
     

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