History of the middle finger

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by TXGS, Dec 12, 2003.

  1. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    History of Middle finger
    Well, now......here's something I never knew before,
    and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it
    on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that
    they, too, will feel edified.
    Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
    _

    Giving the Finger
    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French,
    anticipating victory over the English, proposed to
    cut off the middle finger of all captured English
    soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be
    impossible to draw the renowned English longbow
    and therefore they would be incapable of fighting
    in the future.
    This famous weapon was made of the native English
    Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was
    known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
    Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English
    won a major upset and began mocking the French by
    waving their middle fingers at the defeated
    French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!
    "PLUCK YEW!"
    Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the
    difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
    gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F',
    and thus the words often used in conjunction
    with the one-finger-salute!
    It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the
    arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
    gesture is known as "giving the bird."
    And yew thought yew knew everything
     
  2. SpecialWagon65

    SpecialWagon65 Ted Nagel

    Really!

    That reminds me of this-

    I'm not the pheasant plucker
    I'm the pheasant plucker's son
    But I'll be plucking pheasants
    Till the pheasant plucker comes!
     
  3. flynbuick

    flynbuick Guest

    And all this time I thought "the finger" came from Eric Von Zipper on the movie Beach Blanket Bingo( or was it Maynard G Crebs on the Dobie Gilles show?)
     

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