1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid. ) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash " and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog
Dog killed the cat!!! I tryed it and the cat ran out and the dog killed it. Well the real story is my neighbors dog got out and killed the cat but left the mess for us to clean up. The dog likes Chinese food too!!!
What beautiful stories. Of course I used to wash the roommates cat in the washing machine... No water, just spin cycle for about 8 - 10 seconds. Wow, was that funny. That cat and I had a hate/hate relationship. Mainly due to it never learning to get off the counters. And when it started hissing at me for swiping it off, that was the end of the story. I proved to that cat that I was boss. I was really annoyed one day when I cam home and found my 90 lb black lab sprawled out on the table like that darn cat would do. The cat ended up crawling up in an engine compartment of a fellow Navy buddy's car that he was towing back to TN when he got out. At least I did not kill the darn thing. Then again, maybe I should have... Mike
HMMMM???? We have 5 cats (2 adults and 3 kittens, anybody want one) and 2 toilets. I might have to try this. But not with the kittens, they might go down.
