How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by RACEBUICKS, Oct 7, 2003.

  1. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
    fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



















    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."




















    And you probably thought this would be dirty... shame on YOU!!!
     
    RACEBUICKS, Oct 7, 2003
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  2. JTY

    JTY 1969 Buick Skylark

    That's good. :)
     
    JTY, Oct 7, 2003
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  3. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    How do you know when a moth farts?



    It flies straight.:laugh: :laugh:
     
    Eric Schmelzer, Oct 8, 2003
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  4. rtabish

    rtabish Well-Known Member

    and why are they called "daddy longlegs"? shouldn't they be called something else, like "parental unit longlegs". instead of lady bugs, maybe "person bugs". damsel flys should be "unattached person flys":Do No:
     
    rtabish, Oct 9, 2003
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