Probably everybody has been at a junkyard with really greasy hands and have no way to clean them other than the shirt your wearing. it just occurred to me to walk down the mopar isle and find a car with cloth seats. you can get your hands clean enough to be presentable. beats walking around greased up.
I saw two woman in a junkyard use a Ford Van for just that! They had no idea I could see them through the windhield from the car hood I was standing on to reach the car above. Pretty funny :moonu: If you really need to clean your hands just find a removable washer fluid jug and let it pour.
if you happen to be in a junk yard with sandy dirt, just grab a couple of handfalls and wipe your hands thoroughly. the sand will soak up most of the liquid oil. THEN wipe your hands on the mopar. :laugh:
hmmm...now i know why the wrecking yard i worked at had a upper yard customers couldnt "go" in uzzled: i never pooed in the field when i worked there,but sure did wizz on a lot of cars :laugh: but then again,it was a gm yard :TU: