LawSuit - Johnno Vs. Eatum Corp.....You be the Jury !!!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 69GS400s, Oct 15, 2004.

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Should Johnno be Banned from beating on Rears ???

  1. GUILTY !!!! How DARE he abuse anyone's REAR like that !!

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. NOT GUILTY !!! I see Nothing wrong with his actions. Perfectly normal

    18 vote(s)
    51.4%
  3. Abstain - I need to see more evidence to vote fairly

    9 vote(s)
    25.7%
  1. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Johnno recently broke his 12-bolt Posi and went after Eatum Corp. to recoup his losses. In return, Eatum Counter Sued stating "Mr. Johnno repeatedly and constantly abuses our Rear (products). We wish to seek from the court an order BANNING him from BEATING our Rears and abusing them in such a demeaning fashion"

    You be the judge...... :laugh:

    http://itnmedia.com/alan/johnno/MOV01112.MPG

    http://itnmedia.com/alan/johnno/2.wmv

    http://itnmedia.com/alan/johnno/MOV01373.MPG


    On a similar Note, The town of Salem along with the Holidaze Inn are suing for repaving fees to the community streets and parking lots
     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2004
  2. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    Not Guilty!

    Can't wait to see what kind of incriminating evidence Alan has on me this time! Can you blame a guy for having a little fun with his Big Block?
     
  3. Buick_350X

    Buick_350X Guest

    Is this just a goof thread or real???
     
  4. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    I' like to change my plea......

    Nice!!!
     
  5. 68 BE225

    68 BE225 Well-Known Member

    I should probably post this in under wet behind the ears. Johnno, Do you hold down the brake and floor it to get that effect? Best of luck with your case.
     
  6. Carl Rychlik

    Carl Rychlik Let Buick Light Your Fire

    As a witness for the plaintiff,I see nothing wrong with Johnno's driving habits. Heck, I witnessed firsthand the driving style of Mr. Johnno(funny thing that we would be driving along,and then suddenly the car would slow down(at the same time Johnno would be saying "what the heck is happening to my car?!!!!!")and come to a full stop and proceed to smoke the tires.After that incident happened,Johnno would be able to take full control of his car and the car would act like nothing at all happened. I don't know what could be causing the problem. I believe the car has a mind of it's own!:Do No:

    :laugh:

    If you guys believe that,I've got a nice big bridge in N.Y. that I'd like to sell you!

    Johnno,maybe you should put some other type of rear that can put up with this type of driving(punishment). Keep smokin' them buddy!!!!! :3gears: :TU:
     
  7. myriviera

    myriviera Well-Known Member

    I bet there will be a few tire companys jumping on the lawsuit bandwagon.... :Brow:
     
  8. 68 BE225

    68 BE225 Well-Known Member

    No tire company could afford to sponsor him
     
  9. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    Carl,
    He needs a spool. I'm sure he wouldn't mind the squealing of the tires everytime he went around a corner :Brow: It would probably be music to his ears. :laugh: Hell, it's either that or a Ford 9"
     
  10. Tufbuick

    Tufbuick Guest

    I have had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Johnno also your HONOR.........and to be quite honest with you sir, because of the massive amount of torque that a BBB produces, this is usually how a Buick moves from a dead stop....this is perfectly normal !

    So I must assume he is "NOT GUILTY"!!!!!!! :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty: :Smarty:

    Plus, may I add this to the court record sir......Please take into consideration and note the technical skill this young man has displayed keeping this uncontrolable vehicle in check......I do think his driving capabilities should be taken note of......he learned this all when he was a "YOUTTT"!!! :Dou: :Dou: :Dou:
     
  11. john campbell

    john campbell MASSHOLE

    NOT GUILTY.
    whats wrong with the world when these giant multinational posi corporations are allowed to sell possessed auto parts to innocent consumers like johnno. i,ve seen first hand what happens when that evil device comes to life and its just scary, very scary. eaton you should be ashamed of yourself.
    :3gears:
     
  12. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    @ John Campbell's Avitar

    :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin:


    Looks like someone Pissed on Guss !!

    ROFLMAO!!!!
     
  13. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    Brake Tourque

    Yes; select low 1 with the shifter and hold the brake and gas it , slowly ease up on the brake to get the car moving a little, shift into 2nd and keep holding the brake, once you have the tires really melting then shift into 3rd. By now you should'nt need the brake any more so let off the brake and keep the go pedal slammed to the boards and hold on and enjoy the ride! Note: you can clamp the brake and hold the car from moving at all and go through the gears but "walking" the car slowly through the burnout produces the best results!
     

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  14. Buick Dave

    Buick Dave Well-Known Member

    Not guilty, i met Johnno at cecil, saw him make 267 passes, never heard one grinding or squeeking from his posi, then observed him being towed to his pit....i think it was sabatoge..there were alot of chevy guys there with slower aluminum headed roller motors, in 2,000 lb cars.....they could not up....never trust the other guy!!!

    Call the FBI, and the CIA.....let them find the truth.....YA THINK??????

    :grin: :blast:
     
  15. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    Johnno,
    That is why you are blowing up your rears. Holding the brake like that, puts tremendous pressure on the spider gears. (Alan, remember our conversation with Art Houser when we went to pick up your 12 bolt??) What you need, my friend is a line lock. Then you can smoke the tires until they fall off the wheels, and not hurt anything except your wallet. :laugh:
     
  16. 68 BE225

    68 BE225 Well-Known Member

    COOL!! I'll need to upgrade from my sears biasplys very soon. :3gears: Or maybe not, at $30 each going through a set of tires is cheaper than a day at disney and probably more fun. :laugh:
     
  17. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    That's great Alan! :laugh: :laugh: He looks like he lost his best friend.
     
  18. Tufbuick

    Tufbuick Guest

    ARH-ARH-ARH-ARH* *(a local joke) :Do No: :Do No: :Do No: :Do No: :Do No: :Do No: :Do No:
     
  19. john campbell

    john campbell MASSHOLE

    looks like me when i blew my #s matching motor a couple of weeks ago. :(
     
  20. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    Posi

    We have a local guy who rebuilds rearends for us Massholes and after going through the 8.2 10 bolt and then the 8.5 10 bolt and then the 12 bolt he told me to get a Detriot Locker next!
     

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