Lets get ready to rumble

Discussion in 'The "Other" Bench' started by Mike Wowk, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. Mike Wowk

    Mike Wowk Who freakin' cares?

    Parts are gathered...Engine stand is ready... I've got my torque wrench calibrated and I aint skeered to use it:Smarty:
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby Guest

    Just don't torque your nuts to tight.
     
  3. SmittyDawg

    SmittyDawg Need another garage....

    And remember to use plenty of lube on the shaft (cam)!
     
  4. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    Hey Mike, is that a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench. The kind used by Cal Tech High Energy physicists, and NASA engineers?

    And was it calibrated by top members of the state and federal department of weights and measures, to be dead on balls accurate?

    And do you have the certificate of validation??
     
  5. Mike Wowk

    Mike Wowk Who freakin' cares?

    Why yes it is! And I just may paint it Mint Green Metallic and add a positraction independent rear suspention.:3gears:
     
  6. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    Casey said to remind you that you promised to marry him after you won your first race, and that was 10 years ago...............

    He also keeps complaining that his biological clock is ticking............ :moonu:
     
  7. Mike Wowk

    Mike Wowk Who freakin' cares?

    Loadin' the secret weapon into the back of the Amish transport vee-hickle for a trip to Dee-Troit a little break in on the Dyno then some tunin':Brow:
     
  8. 8587GN

    8587GN Well-Known Member

    While helping Mike unload the secret weopon, he threatened bodily harm to me if I spliied the beans. I think he wanted to kill me when I tried a sneek peek with the dig camera,to show everone here what he`s up to:Brow: :grin:

    HMMMNNN,the combo and his car are only about 1000' to the west of my shop:bglasses: :bglasses: maybe a litte recog later tonight:Brow: :Brow:
     
  9. Mike Wowk

    Mike Wowk Who freakin' cares?

    Just so you know Keith....Your not the only one sneekin' around snapping pictures with a digital camera. I take pictures at your house too when your not home. You really need to tell Dawn to close the bathroom curtains when she showers:eek2:
     
  10. SmallHurst

    SmallHurst The Polyglas Pimp!

    I guess it goes both ways. I would truly be scared to see what Wowk has behind closed doors!:moonu:
     
  11. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    I hate to out a good source, but Dawn already sent out some revealing pictures of Mike.

    This will explain why he's been banished from the Mopar inner cirlce:
     
  12. Mike Wowk

    Mike Wowk Who freakin' cares?

    DAMN! I even look good from behind:Brow:
     
  13. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    ?????????????

    That looks like a large version of Mark Cornea (Dr Decal). His wife shaved the Olds Rocket into his back for a meet years ago.
     

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