Need help, Racing Quotes /one-liners

Seen on a T shirt at the races..

"I remember when Drag Racing was dangerous, and Sex was safe."

 

Most dangerous part of a car: the loose nut behind the wheel

Only thing that runs faster than a Ford speedometer is a Ford owner's mouth

If it don't go, chrome it

Anybody can restore a car, it takes a real man to cut one up!

 

Motorcycle guys

chrome dont get ya home, but you sure look good pushing it!!!:grin:

 

"Lift for a second, and that's where you finish"

 

there is always the other one little more crude,
Suck, Buck or F@#K everybody pays

 

"Your import sounds like my butt after eating mexican food"

 

"Warning: objects in mirror are slower than they appear"

 

Only for Buick licence plate frames:
"I ain't afraid of no hemi"
Sam

 

For bracket racers:
"Best package wins!"

General:
"See you at the finish line, wake me when you get there"
"This is my track, I just let you play on it"

For picking lanes in the final:
"Go ahead and pick which lane you want to lose from"
"I can beat you from either lane, it's your choice"

For bad reaction times:
"Nice reaction, I needed a new calendar anyhow"
"The tree must have looked pretty from your lane, you sure stared at it long enough"

 

good stuff guys

 

its a buick, all you're going to see is tail lights.

its a buick, third gear is for warming up the tires.

its a buick, it'll pass anything on the road but a gas station.

ford owners can identify any vehicle by the tail lights.



henry

 

"You must be fast,'cause I was haulin' ass when I passed you"

"Losing is Nature's way of saying,YOU SUCK!"

 

IN NITROUS HE TRUSTED, BUT HIS A$$ GOT BUSTED (saw it on a GN)

I PASSED HIM LIKE HE THREW OUT AN ANCHOR.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE LOSING(license plate ring)

YOU LOSE(a buddys third brake light -- in a GN)

 

ALL THROTTLE, NO BOTTLE.

 

I saw this on a car at Norwalk...

Racing ... Because Football, Basketball and Golf only require one ball

Mike

 

Thanks Steve!:moonu: You made me wipe off my monitor screen!
:laugh: :laugh:

 

Racin'
Cause everything else is just a game!:3gears:

 

I got this one from the guy I work for:

There's no substitute for cubic inches
or
There's no substitute for experience.

Then there is this one which has nothing to do with racing, but is like the best quote I have ever heard.

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone sees it, but only you can feel the warmth"

 

Suit Up or Shut Up

The Bullsh__t stops when the green light pops

He may be slow, but at least his work is poor...