Not the brightest bulbs in the GM camp.

Discussion in 'The "Other" Bench' started by StreetStrip, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. StreetStrip

    StreetStrip Well-Known Member

  2. skylarkroost

    skylarkroost skylarkroost

    Clueless is a generous description.
     
  3. StreetStrip

    StreetStrip Well-Known Member

    Ya jump a ditch at 100, slam your headers into the dirt. Then wonder why the car is now running and shifting funny but don't have time to jack it up and look.
    But Please Help Me.
     
  4. JohnRR

    JohnRR Cheater

    oh please ....

    Geez the post is asking for help not for you to bash me.. if you dont have anythin good to say, u are a waste of my life and everyone else trying to help.


    oh oh oh , please don't say things that will hurt my feelings

    oh please :spank:
     
  5. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member

    What an idiot. If he would have paid the 10-15$ to run on a track this wouldnt have happened... Some people do not deserve to drive cars... He said it was an open back road. What if a kid would have went running out in the street. 100mph would not have left him enough room to stop. Sure I may play around from street light to street light, but never going over the speed limit while doing so. I am against street racing and believe it should be taken to the track.
     
  6. vista461

    vista461 Not so fine, my B-09


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  7. StreetStrip

    StreetStrip Well-Known Member

    It gets even worse. Its now two pages of BS and it got locked. But the guy posted a pic. He flat spotted his headers. 1 pipe is clearly closed off. And him and 50 other people still think its something else making it not run right. Like collapsed header pipes wouldn't have an effect.

    I think they need to watch Beverlys Hills Cop.
     
  8. Mentalkase

    Mentalkase Desert Coonass

    Morons,I am glad I am a very early second generation fan.People like that need to be nuetered so that they cannot spoil the gene pool anymore than what it already is.
     
  9. skylarkroost

    skylarkroost skylarkroost

    Chebbie stopped building real Camaros in 73. Joe Dirt is a credit to this dork.
     
  10. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    0-100mph in 3 seconds. Man, no wonder Joe Dirt traded his Hemi for a Camaro :eek2:
     
  11. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member


    I think he said that they were already moving when they started racing (which isnt really racing, because a real race starts from a dead stop)...
     
  12. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    "im affraid i did alot of damage and done know what to do, the headers are banged up like over an inch up now any ideas? its driving like crap and i dont know what to do"

    Stop driving like a retard would be a good place to start... :error: :rolleyes:
     
  13. GS464

    GS464 Hopelessly Addicted

    If I wasn't reasonably sure these pea-brained fools were serious, I'd say a group of folks was making this up! "They (talking about the header tubes) don't look that bad". One tube is crushed completely and has a hole ripped in it, another is half it's normal diameter. Sure, they don't look that bad. :eek2:

    "You might have knocked your clutch out of alignment" :puzzled: Sure, and bent the framerantz gizzyholer and the intake washer is out of time too. Oh, and the sticky throttle linkage was great. Yep, those cables don't like to go around corners, gotta keep 'em straight or they bind right up.

    This guy is definitely headed for a Darwin Award. To be given about 10 seconds after the next time he says "Hey, fellers, watch this!"
     
  14. MikeL

    MikeL Well-Known Member

    And they wonder why their insurance rates are so high.
     
  15. 1979SHX

    1979SHX derevaun seraun

    Having an 'education' doesn't necessarily make one 'intelligent'....obviously. I read both pages, but it didn't take nearly that long to realize the guy is/was a moron who will never learn.
     

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