One very stupid criminal

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Yardley, Jul 29, 2004.

  1. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Last Saturday night our video cameras filmed a truck crashing through the gate to our stockyard at work. Took 3 attempts to finally break through. The truck is very obvious on the tape and we know what employee owns it. That employee then drives right to a stack of aluminum tubing and takes 18 minutes to load it into the bed of his truck. Then drives out of the yard, again right past the video cameras.

    Then he calls in sick on Monday.

    On Monday we review the tape, notice who's truck it is and that he didn't show up for work, and call the police. Well, it seems as though the employee gave a bogus phone number and address, so we have no way to locate him.:af:

    Well. Guess who showed up at work today to collect his last check???:Dou: With a truck with a smashed-in front end?:Dou:

    We told him we were printing checks now and it would be a few minutes, please wait. The cops were called and they came and arrested him and towed his truck.

    What an IDIOT!:jd:
     
  2. GoldBoattail455

    GoldBoattail455 462 -> TH400 -> Posi

    Wow, some people are so dumb. :Dou:

    Glad you caught him though. :TU: Do you know if he was drunk or on drugs yet? :Do No:
     
  3. MR.BUICK

    MR.BUICK Guest

    His brain was either fried or he was on something:blast: To do something that stupid is just plain out of sight. Glad justice was served:TU:


    -Cody
     
  4. RobertSchmelzer

    RobertSchmelzer The Glassman Cometh

    Ya know Jeff that dad was a cop for 31 years. He told me once that there ain't no such thing as a "Smart Criminal."

    If they were smart they wouldn't have to steal, lie and cheat.
     
  5. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    Proof of the ever dwindeling gene pool.
    What a grade A dope.

    Glad you got the schmuck

    D&B
     
  6. henry white

    henry white Well-Known Member

    sounds like a crackhead. i wouldnt be suprised if he knew there was a camera, those crackheads just dont seem to care.

    no brains, no headaches. doh doh doh.

    henry
     
  7. mechacode

    mechacode Well-Known Member

    Stupid criminal=steals before picking up last check.

    Smart criminal=steals after picking up last check.

    Darwinism at it's finest. Let's hope they don't mix mensa and crime.
     
  8. 12lives

    12lives Control the controllable, let the rest go

    man!

    Jeff - thats a riot! What a morrroouuunnnn! :spank:

    - Bill
     
  9. Marco

    Marco Well-Known Member

    Good One!
     

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