Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days I Went To The Store The Other Day. I Was Only In There For About 5 Minutes. When I Came Out There Was A City Cop Writing Out A Parking Ticket. I Went Up To Him And Said, "come On, Buddy, How About Giving A Senior A Break?" He Ignored Me And Continued Writing The Ticket. I Called Him A Name. He Glared At Me And Started Writing Another Ticket For Having Worn Tires. So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket And Put It On The Windshield With The First. Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket. This Went On For About 20 Minutes. The More I Abused Him The More Tickets He Wrote. I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner And This One Had A "hillary In '08" Bumper Sticker On It. I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired. It's Important At Our Age.
Funny. :laugh: Although I know you stole that one, because I've heard it before. :moonu: o No: :laugh:
I take back my Old Coot comment from the other day. Some day I want to be just like Dave H. :bglasses:
Yep WE all want to be like Dave H, when we grow up! Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional, and if we can't take with us, we don't want to go! Per the "Old Guy"! :beer :beer
I cut and pasted that from an email, didn't realize I had infringed upon copyright laws by not supplying a bibliography and footnotes.....Those who know me know I'd never do something like that...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Great plan, though. :Brow: :Brow: :Brow: This oought to be a wild election coming up. Whole lots of people are going to be "inspired" that have lots of time on their hands with all the early retirements (just look at the demonstrations in Crawford, TX.....) Joan Baez? Did she get out of jail? Who screwed that up? Next it'll be Hanoi Jane for woman of the year. Wait, that's already happening... uzzled:
