Rice Punk

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by john.schaefer77, Apr 4, 2015.

  1. john.schaefer77

    john.schaefer77 Well-Known Member

    I decided to drive the GS the other day to work and I noticed a little car driving right on top of me in my neighborhood. I have to make a right out of my development and he started to attempt to pass me on a guys lawn..?? He rode right on my bumper about a mile and then went to pass me on the other side of the road (I was doing 60 in a 40 already), normally I would not waste the fuel, but I let this kid get about even with me and then stepped into it, and made him disappear! I couldn't help myself, I know some of these 4 cylinders are quick, but I hate these punks that have sticker and carbon fiber mods for power...
     
  2. Mr. Sunset

    Mr. Sunset Platinum Level Contributor

    I kinda knew where this was going by the title alone. they do make those cars go fast. they're not smart enough to make them stop fast.
     
  3. john.schaefer77

    john.schaefer77 Well-Known Member

    I just can't understand if your car is fast you don't have to have to go and annoy people, have a fart can exhaust, and the sideways tires! I let the Buick speak for itself, and if anyone asks if it's quick, I just tell them it's a Buick (let them make up their mind)....
     
  4. wovenweb

    wovenweb Platinum Level Contributor

    Brings new meaning to "Keep off my lawn!"
     
  5. 70 gsconvt

    70 gsconvt Silver Level contributor

    So I guess your car is the "anti-rice". Good job.
     
  6. faster

    faster Well-Known Member

    I will never understand that mentality. Can't believe the guys who wanted a piece of the Turbo. C'mon I can take your ricer with the Grand Marquis.

    Mikey
     
  7. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    And if you drove you car on the lawn it would be the Grand Marquis de Sod. :Dou:
     
  8. woodchuck2

    woodchuck2 Well-Known Member

    Havent been toyed with when driving my Buick but they sure like to try and play with the D-Max. Funny watching them rev to the moon as they pass by only to be drowning in the fog of coal when i hammer the go pedal and the turbo spools to life, they just disappear in the mirror. Urks them to no end when they pull up later looking up at a ladder rack with ladders and a bed full of tools. Just got beat by a work truck! :Dou:
     
  9. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    [video]https://youtu.be/-JmXc4d_J3Q[/video]https://youtu.be/-JmXc4d_J3Q
     
  10. black70buick

    black70buick Well-Known Member

    Driving the GN today and some Blacked Out Tahoe tried to pass me on the shoulder. Really?! I blew passed him but it did take a little effort. I bet be had some juice. He later decided to pass me legally on the left in the designated lane. :Do No: Some people are just stupid.:shock:
     
  11. tufbuick

    tufbuick RIP

    When they ask me if I want to try them, my reply is, "I wouldn't waste my gas, just consider yourself BEAT" ! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  12. faster

    faster Well-Known Member


    Ha, ha, ha....

    With the tuner set on kill my lifted, F-350, crew cab, long bed, 4x4 on 35's will make them disappear in a could of tire smoke and coal.
    Had a Lexus I-250 get a rude awakening when he tried to shortcut around traffic in a merge lane off a red light. He ended up doing a ricer flyby, could not stop and bumped the last car in the line of stopped cars in front of us when I let off to stop for traffic (he did no damage just bumped). I felt bad though for the girl who got hit as she had nothing to do with it.

    I've done dumb stuff in vehicles but to be impressed with myself driving under powered vehicle was never one of them.

    Mikey
     
  13. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    Too bad the driver of the car he bumped wasn't a huge pissed off gorilla. THAT would have been funny.
     
  14. Mark Demko

    Mark Demko Well-Known Member

    Passing on somebody's lawn:eek2: WHAT AN ASS!
    You did the right thing:TU:
    Going to work last Thursday (in my GS) I casually passed (on the highway) a young kid driving a late model SS Camaro, he was driving responsibly, 60 mph in a 60 mph zone. I respected that.
    A young punk in his rice patty car with a fart can driving like an ass, not so much:mad:
     
  15. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    /\/\/\ The kid in the Camaro will have his driver's license. The kid in the rice patty fart box will be riding with mom, sans license, and in high risk insurance when/if he ever drives legally afterwards.
     

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