Salem Drag Race Rules - please explain

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Yardley, Aug 3, 2004.

  1. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Just so everyone knows, can someone please explain the rules so nobody gets cought unaware?

    Like, are short pants allowed on drivers?

    Must EVERY car have a helmet? Even 16 second cars?

    Fire extinguisher?

    What specific tech inspection things should we make sure we have covered???

    I know we need 20 lug nuts and an overflow bottle. What else??

    Thanks
     
  2. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Rule #1 - Have FUN

    Rule #2 - any complaints, see the guy on the bike with the pink Hat :Dou:

    Rule #3 - If Doug Hecker is in a golf cart - dont look away, Strange things happen and you wouldn't want to miss it :laugh:
     
  3. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Ahem. For the benefit of those who will be using this event to race for the first time I think snide remarks should best be left to basically making animal sounds in the background of the soon-to-be-available video tape of the event. Especially when a specific red convertible is trying to win a race against a certain gold Riviera.

    Then monkey and other various jungle sounds should suffice.

    But, until then...

    Are there any regulations we'll need to adhere to?
     
  4. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Somewhere's it was stated basically, IHRA standard rules

    .....whatever that may be ??:Do No:


    Ohhh.....BTW care to make a a frendly Grudge-match wager ?? :Brow:
     
  5. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    Salem is rumored to get laxed with pants when its hot, but I've never seen it. Bring jeans! Not sweatpant!

    Helmets are for ragtops and (I think) 13.99-under. Do you have two helmets? Bring em for your buddies.

    Overflow bottles are mandatory! Don't got em? Use a Coke jug or the like. Its legal.


    Other wierd mods? Well, to avoid trouble, I've been known to claim that my Regal is a WE6 factory four speed car! Keeps nosey tech guys away.
     
  6. 12lives

    12lives Control the controllable, let the rest go

    ride

    So who is taking passengers????? :3gears:

    - Bill
     
  7. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    How's about $20 on reaction time, cuz?:sleep:
     
  8. Johnno

    Johnno ASSHOLE

    Can someone take me on a 10 second pass?? Quickest I've gone in my car is low thirteen. I've heard a solid 11 second is like "oh, my God" and a 10 second is like "oh, my God.... I just crapped my pants"
     
  9. sixtynine462

    sixtynine462 Guest

    I could be wrong, but I don't think quaker lets you take a passenger in anything running less than 14 seconds.
     
  10. Tufbuick

    Tufbuick Guest

    Yardley, I'll put a few bucks on you.......'cause I know how Alans car got it's name......* "BIG RED" !!!!

    * (as in red light) :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af:

    :moonu: MOON' :moonu:
     
  11. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    :TU: :TU: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  12. Buick_350X

    Buick_350X Guest

    9s are about the same. Use to have a drag bike that did an easy 9.5 and it was as fast as I want to go with out a cage.

    You don't even have time to react to the fun, till its over.
    It is also kind of scary as it is so quick. It seams so much faster.

    It was like 1-2-3-4-5 let off the gas and breath. ahhhh

    Just about as fast as you can say it.
     

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