1) Thou shalt not store thy Buick out of doors, this space has been reserved for thy wifes old car. 2) Thou shalt not love thy car more than thy wife or children, as much, but not more. 3) Thou shalt not read Hemmings on company time, lest thy boss make it impossible to continue making thy Buick payments. 4)Thou shalt not despise thy neighbors Edsel, nor AMC, nor his Mopar. 5) Thou shalt not let thy sons or daughters marry during the holy days of Buick Nationals. 6) Thou shalt not decieve thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her on a romantic Sunday drive, when indeed, thou art going to look at another Buick. 7)Thou shalt not tell thy wife the entire cost of thy latest restoration. 8)Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to the house and then use it to store more Buicks in. 9) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Buick, his Garage, nor his battery charger. 10) Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas or birthdays. :TU: Mark I found this at the Buick Regionals this weekend, and had to share it.
Thou shalt not let thy sons or daughters marry during the holy days of Buick Nationals. What if the ceremony is on the track during down time???
