There's nothing worse than getting your new slacks ruined while trying to commute on your Segway. This new leading edge technology should really help that keeping you nice and toasty. In keeping with the new P.C. crowd, you are all encouraged to trade in your gas hog SUV or pickups (especially if they're a diesel) and get with the program with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY&feature=channel_page Draw Tite will have the new Class IV tow bar setup available by race season, so no reason to wait, get with the program. Please send all gas savings to the government except if in the State of Michigan, then to Kwame Kilpatrick fan club, Jennifer Granholm, president.
For those of you who may not know what a Segway is...here's a pic. They even have them in Iraq, but make sure you have your Burkha tied securely or they'll have to shoot you if it comes off.
