Weirdest Craigslist ad EVER

http://hartford.craigslist.org/pts/1822067937.html


1965 plymouth valiant 6cyl for sale or parting out - $795 (somers ct)


we have a 1965 plymouth valiant 4dr sedan for sale or parting out...time is running out....auto-death is looming for this ride......slant 6 with at trans.....hot potatoe........big bad ed johnson approves of this plymouth and all mopars on this earth-but not the new crap.....someday andrew will get his 1968 f100 pickup-it looms large in his legend.....i wish buffy was back on tv-i miss her smile..made me feel all warm and fuzzzy....i bet she would buy this plymouth...have i told you of the rings of saturn and how bogs cam bark in reverse?.....when i was born-i did not see what can become of me with this ride-than came the conclusion that i should have a plymouth to make all things kosher..complete your place in this world with this massive leaning tower of power mopar....conn bill of sale....dave from across the street will grace us with his presence......we need a coup at this joint......pretty soon the powers that be will condem this to a horrible death by squishing...the world may stop rotating and dogs and cats just might sleep together-hamsters might rise up against man to take over seattle-germany might split again and the who will have another "last" concert tour....the rings of saturn might frisbee off and hoop around uranus to cause cataclysmatic universal cahos..sniffing sewers will be a olympic sport..dave dee dozy beaky mich and tich will be inducted in the rock and roll hall of fame..dan quail will run for president and i might just get that 72 impala wagon-{now i know the world is at risk....)...sean just got another comanchee....oh gosh. television might be free again .....they might play the superbowl in the afternoon, again...franco will still be dead....it will never rain again in seattle....fly over country will be interesting..british wiring will be ok and british leyland will create a great car-and the women will have great teeth...andrew finally got his f100 pickup and ray wont let me drive the cushman...boo-hoo..carls here........call 1-860-749-3705....ask for mike or jim....thanks

 

" WEIRD " dosen't even begin to describe it.

 

I kinda wanna drive down and see it just to see how crazy the guy is in person

 

That car needs to be put out of its misery

 

That freak had to be drunk or high!:eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

 

Somehow, I completely understand what he is saying. o No:

Obviously weed (or other) induced.

 

Someone forgot to take his medication...

 

"Someone forgot to take his medication..."

I did not!

 

" and british leyland will create a great car-and the women will have great teeth "

I dont know about the other stuff in the ad, but this was funny!:Brow:

 

I think I saw this guy on the corner holding a sign that says: "the end is near"

 

that's leveille's junkyard, somers, ct where i spend my saturday mornings. they get cars in and list them with all sort of nonsense to sell them. they treat me pretty good. they also do video's at the local car shows and put them online.:TU:

 

What? Seemed sensible to me. :TU:

But then again I'm on a friend's music track explaining how dogs and cats will marry as blood fills my Addidas as swans look on in disgust, and so on-sweet track too soooooooooooo....o No:

 

I NEED to see one of these videos.

 

I think he just auditioned for the next Rob Zombi movie.

 

He did make me laugh!

 

Maybe he's got a good idea - it got all of us to look at the ad...

 

Hmmm...but some people might be too scared to go and see him.

 

V8Buick could use a good philosopher. This guy is not that guy.p

 

Dave, from across the street.

 

HA!!!!! I love that ad! (and Dale's version of Dave)