When Dave H turns 60 !

Discussion in 'The "Other" Bench' started by Casey Marks, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. Casey Marks

    Casey Marks Res Ipsa Loquitur

    After the life Dave's led, by the time he's 60, his wife will be following him around the backyard with this - - hoping the neighbors aren't watching ...... :laugh: :laugh:

    What will they come up with next ?
     
  2. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    Marking my territory

    You mark your territory your way, and I'll do mine my way.

    My wife's well trained for this as she goes on poop patrol every morning for our two big retrievers. I like squashing or chopping them with the big Wheelhorse.
     
  3. flynbuick

    flynbuick Guest

    What do you mean "By the time"
     
  4. Casey Marks

    Casey Marks Res Ipsa Loquitur

    Re: Marking my territory

    "Squish ..... *flop* *flop* *flop* go the Wheelhorse tires ...." :puzzled:

    If you had "Poop Freeze", you could shoot them out of the mower deck like grenades. :bglasses:
     
  5. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    Good point.

    A nine iron or a wedge also does a good job flipping them into the neighbor's yard when they dry out or freeze. This could be a great product to have around. I especially like the holster to carry it in their ads. Would go well with those "buttless" chaps you loaned me.
     
  6. Steve A

    Steve A 454 450

    You'll need to wear this with the chaps.
     

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  7. Donny Brass

    Donny Brass 12 Second Club Member

    I did not know Heilala translated into Chinese was Hoo Flung Poo
     
  8. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    Better than the Korean translation

    The guest desk in the Shilla Hotel in Seoul, Korea told us our name means "Strangely Happy Person" in Korean when we stayed there years back. :puzzled:

    My niece and her husband just started up their related franchise in the Philadelphia suburbs:

    www.scoop-doggy-dog.com

    I'm trying to get my wife to start a second career so I can get my car painted. :grin:
     
  9. fjr340gts

    fjr340gts Grocery Getter

    Wonder what kind of fun you could have with that freezer spray at parties!:error:
     

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