Subject: FW: Work- vs- Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer ..... ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars ------------------------------------------------------------ IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers. Have a Great Day at WORK!!! john
But at work you don't have to worry about your coworker's "preference" every time you drop something.
I'm gettin arrested for something. Do you realize on average, per inmate, a state spends about $30,000. On average, per student, they spend $6,000. I'm glad to know the killers and sex offenders are eatin right!
hey, our beloved ex gov is going to pittsburghs fed pen. any of you guys work there, tell him everybody in ct says 'stay there' john
Oklahoma City-Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant District Attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your d@^^ head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "--if I'd been the one who was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recomend a 30-year sentence. true story lmao
Yes but.... I don't have to shower locker room style at work. No one every traded me for a pack of cigarrettes at work.... and At work if someone touches me in an inappropriate way, and I don't like it, and they are in a position to affect my future. Then I can whine to HR and they might stop it. In prison whining just makes you more popular, (from what I hear). and If someone calls me a "bitch" at work its because they are angry, not looking for love.
