HAHAHA !!!!:TU::TU::TU::laugh: My bet, this thread doesn't get labeled "racist". Rednecks are fair game.
Well, at least a person's got a place to hang their hat, in case they have to snuggle up a little close to make sure they don't miss; - might catch the brim and knock the hat off doing that... What they don't tell you is that Homeland Security has a camera in that thing; - we all know what goes down in men's rooms...shake it more than twice and they forward the file on to the local vice squad.
Originally Posted by Smokey15 The 'back half' is in the lady's room. Originally Posted by Briz Nope its not, had the wife go n look. That is down right funny stuff. Tony
If I had a cigarette i'd have stuck it in his mouth. Saw through the womens room door as we were leaving. It was nice, well decorated and pretty modern looking.
A bit off topic, (nothing new) but why is it okay for women to go the the bathroom in two's or groups, but if guys do it:
/\/\/\ No joke! You can't even take a leak in your own yard anymore without getting arrested. That's why I'll never live in another apartment complex..................
Buddy of mine works for the post office. One day he goes around to the back of his garage, behind his house to take a leak. little kid from next door is in the wrong yard and see's Rick taking a leak. tells his mom the guy next door showed his privates parts. Rick was arrested, charged with a sex crime, suspended from his job for 6 months till the court ironed it out. Nightmare!
Wow, talk about worst case scenario! I think it's classless/tacky to take a leak like that, but geeze! Safe to say he will be making the extra effort to go inside from now on.
My house is in the middle of 10 acres. I'll whip it out anywhere I happen to feel the need and water the grass. Ricks place was just outside of town on a 5 acre lot.I dont see where he was in the wrong
ETTIQUETTE dictates that when two women say "lets go powder our noses" that means a wee-wee break, and 2 or more take off, but when one says "Im gonna go freshen up" that means paperwork; ALONE :Smarty: A fellow board member here was asking about outfitting a new garage, and I suggested a urinal. Thought I was kidding??? Bill in TR
I did not know about the "freshening up" code words. If I had a real shop, I would have a urinal. Seems stupid to wash off the grease just to go back in the house to use it. I wanted to put a urinal and a toilet in the last house I owned, when I added on (two bedrooms and a full bath). We had 4 pointers and one setter; it seemed like a perfect idea. Setter barked for weeks, no urinal was installed. My dad had a friend who literally had a can in the back of the garage. One crusty Folger's coffee can, I can tell you.
