A Cool Fall Day Ricer Kill !!!!

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by Tufbuick, Nov 20, 2003.

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  1. Tufbuick

    Tufbuick Guest

    A few weeks back in N.Y. we had a cold snap,the temps barely reaching 40 deg. .....the wife and I are on a Sunday cruise in my totally stock "MOST optioned G.N.". The car is waxed to the max, lookin` good and feeling snappy. G.N.s love cold weather!!! All of a sudden "RICE BOY" comes flying up on me with one of those all wheel drive, down on the ground,fart pipe "WRX SUBARUS".This "RICE BOY"is now performing 6GRAND holeshots as i see the shiftlight on his MONSTER tack is on when he takes off.After about 5 traffic lights worth of this crap we finally hit a light together. I motion for him to roll down his window and then ask him ..... "IS YOUR RUBBERBAND WOUND TO TIGHT"? :Do No: :Do No: He then asks me if I think my "MONTE CARLO" can take him ....... "ON THE GREEN CHUMP" is my reply!!!!:grin: :grin: RICE BOY holeshots the MIGHTY G.N. :sleep: by a car and the race is on !!!! The G.N. hits second, the tires bite, see ya "RICE BOY":bglasses: Next light he wants to try the "MONTE" again, so i tell ........"GO PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE". The wife tells me to grow up .....so I throw in my favorite tape ANOTHER BITES THE DUST ,and continue my cruise with a big grin on my face :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOVE MY G.N.
     
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    Tufbuick, Nov 20, 2003
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  2. 70 gsconvt

    70 gsconvt Silver Level contributor

    Wives just don't understand!!:Smarty: :spank:
     
    70 gsconvt, Nov 20, 2003
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  3. Ttype455

    Ttype455 Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :moonu: :moonu:
     
    Ttype455, Nov 21, 2003
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  4. 65_Lark

    65_Lark American Psycho

    Absolutely beautiful!!
     
    65_Lark, Nov 21, 2003
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  5. Marco

    Marco Well-Known Member

    Man o man Ron!

    I'm going to love reading your kill stories 'grandpa'



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
    Marco, Nov 21, 2003
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  6. Mike Atwood

    Mike Atwood The Green Machine

    Nice tune!! LOL ! Way to hand the rickshaw racer his own ass!


    Mike
     
    Mike Atwood, Nov 21, 2003
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  7. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    This is actually the second time Ron beat up on a WRX. The first time, he was in his Stage1. That's another thread. Ron, tell us some Francis Lewis Blvd stories too.:Brow:
     
    LARRY70GS, Nov 21, 2003
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  8. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    I hate that! :af:



    Dude, that's awesome!! :laugh: :laugh:

    That idiot still thinks he was beat by a Monte. :error:
     
    Ken Mild, Nov 21, 2003
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  9. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Yeah....like flyin' ashtrays and stuffs :eek2:

    Dem's Da best bedtime stories - do you still have the crushed cube-car as a paperweight on yer desk ?? :Dou: :spank: :Dou:


    .....Or how bout "Blow on this Mr. MoonEyes until I tell you to stop...." :gt:
    .... Said the Undercover Kentucky State Trooper:jd:


    I STILL laugh myself into a stomach ache when I think about that one
     
    69GS400s, Nov 21, 2003
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  10. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    I remember that one:laugh: , and hearing dueling banjos playing in my head:eek2: , and telling Alan, You can go next:moonu:
     
    LARRY70GS, Nov 21, 2003
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  11. BuickGSCali

    BuickGSCali Active Member

    :mad: Thats my biggest peeve, when somebody pulls up next to my GS and asks if its a chevelle, GTO, or a Cutlass. Ricers are so stupid they dont know a fast car when they see one. They are to stuck on there fake fast and furious crap.

    Lardo "the pig" Lewis :beer

    68 buick GS-California 350
     
    BuickGSCali, Nov 21, 2003
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  12. JimS

    JimS New Member

    Well to be fair that car hasn't been produced in going on 35 years.
     
    JimS, Jul 14, 2010
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  13. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN

    Holy thread ressurection!!!!!
     
    Joe65SkylarkGS, Jul 14, 2010
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  14. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Yeah ... its too bad Mr. MoonShine and all of his many, Many alias' died a premature board death
     
    69GS400s, Jul 14, 2010
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  15. 2tone-t

    2tone-t 73 Stage 1

    That was a good answer :TU: hahaha
     
    2tone-t, Jul 14, 2010
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  16. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    Ronny knows how to pick a fight:laugh: When he rolls up on one those turbo 4 bangers with the big fart cans, his favorite line is, "Hey, you got your rubber band wound up pretty tight, don't ya?" Then I know it's on, and to grab on to something so my stomach doesn't try to exit my body through my spine.:Smarty:
     
    LARRY70GS, Jul 14, 2010
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  17. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    Yeah, but the "GS" emblem and B-U-I-C-K letters kind of give it away. :idea2:
     
    Ken Mild, Jul 14, 2010
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  18. VinnTag

    VinnTag Vincent Tagliano

    What ever happened to that MoonDog, MoonShot, MoonBeam dude.
    Is he still alive ? He must be in his 80s by now! :laugh:
     
    VinnTag, Jul 14, 2010
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  19. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    He rides around in a blacked out GN he calls GrandNasty looking for unsuspecting ricers and newer Musclecars. I'm sure you've seen him Vincent:laugh: Rumor is the Moonman will be in Columbus at the end of the month.
     
    LARRY70GS, Jul 14, 2010
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  20. VinnTag

    VinnTag Vincent Tagliano

    I'll be at the BPG event also. I hope he and I cross paths. He sounds like a cool ole dude.
     
    VinnTag, Jul 14, 2010
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