a dieing Cub fan's last request

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Dana/Beth Andrews, Oct 16, 2003.

  1. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    do they still play the blue's in Chicago?
    when baseball season comes around
    when the snow melts away
    do the cubbies still play
    in their ivy covered burial ground
    when I was a boy
    they were my pride and joy
    and now they only bring fatigue
    to the land of the free
    the home of the brave
    and the doormat of the national league
    give me a double header funeral
    hey Ernie,lets play two
    have six groundskeepers carry me around the horn
    have the umps call me out at every base
    light me up on the pitchers mound
    and have the 30 mph prevailing winds carry my ashes over Waveland avenue
    have Kieth Moreland drop a routine fly ball
    now that would be the way to go
    dont feel sorry for me,
    Ive season tickets to watch the angels
    and you're still stuck with the cubbies
    so its I who feels sorry for you
    as we wipe away a tear
    its wait till next year
     

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  2. Marvin's65

    Marvin's65 In progress :|

    heehee

    This guy is pooping in his panties right about now, i'm sure there's a couple of angry fans after this poor guy.
     
  3. RACEBUICKS

    RACEBUICKS Guest

    Well Im sure someone's angry for sure!! Alot of people are going to make this guy the scapegoat for their anger......
     
  4. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    This seems like a very plausible explanation on his part!! Every one of these annoyed fans, needs to put themselves in his position - most likely, they would have done the exact same thing!! :Smarty:

    Last time I knew, it was the PLAYERS that had the gloves and bats!! They had numerous chances to win both of those games...can't just blame a fan for one potential out!!

    I feel bad for the Cubs....I really thought they were going to do it this year!! Only 5 outs away!!:ball:
     
  5. Ken Mild

    Ken Mild King of 18 Year Resto's

    I'm surprised he made it out alive. It's not like the Cubs are contenders every year.

    His statement seems sincere. Still, it sucks to be him. :Dou:
     
  6. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    Maybe the Marlins should help him relocate to sunny FL...hook him up with a job!!:Brow: :Brow:

    One problem with that....did anyone notice how many Cubs fans were down there in FL??:Dou:
     
  7. gotbuick

    gotbuick What, me worry?

    "The Foul Ball Heard Around the World"

    Poor BARTMAN, he'll always be known as the Cub player who shouldn't have. :Dou:
     
  8. htrdbuick

    htrdbuick Gold Level Contributor

    i hear bill buckner is looking to rent out his spare room , maybe they both can be in hiding together.
     

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